[shirtsthatgohard]

[longnuts]

Hell yeah white baby

[galaxywarp]

I reblogged this a few days ago, and then yesterday someone in my family had a baby, so I was talking to my mom about it. And the convo turned into her sharing little pregnancy facts with me. Like how babies get oxygen and nutrients while in the womb.

Which led to her saying, “but that’s also why, if you drink alcohol, the baby is drinking it too. If you do drugs, the baby is doing them too.”

And I thought of this picture. And I said “when you light up, so does he.” And my mom said “yes”

and I said “hell yeah white baby.”

and then I had to apologize to my mom for saying “hell yeah white baby.”

[l3irdl3rain]

I understand that most people want their pet to love them and want to spend time with them but I've had people in my life who think it's so tragic if I mention that one of my pets doesn't love me or even like me. It's always like. Dude. If I was worried about my pets not ever really liking me I wouldn't have adopted a bird so aggressive that the owner wanted it euthanized (Chester). Or a senior feral cat that nobody had ever been able to touch (Petunia). As long as they're content I'm fine with it. And if they eventually decide we're friends it's just a nice little bonus

[pissvortex]

OP blocked me so I can’t reblog this but when Jesse gets his stereo system in season 4 he listens to nothing but underground hip-hop, dubstep, and reggae. if breaking bad took place in the 2020s there is a non-negligible chance that jesse would be listening to 100 gecs

[sheepishbaby]

[aiboumatsu]

WHAT

[thedogopera]

[veganspaghettios]

name possibilities are like

maybe Cowboy

maybe Ocean(ographer's Choice by the Mountain Goats)

maybe Orchard

maybe Stardust

two rats taken from a hoarding situation I walked into (I'm getting 5 more rats from them this week and then unfortunately I must report their situation)

[letsgetyourshifttogether]

Before you do whatever you think you need to do so the narcissist can’t say you didn’t do it... STOP. It’s a trap. They’re gonna find something else to accuse you of not doing within the next 5 minutes to 48 hours.

[veganspaghettios]

Free roam pics of Gummyworm & Calcifer

[amethyinst]

azealia banks fujoing out on twitter rn

[veganspaghettios]

I love her and you can't make me hate her

[decembrie-18]

[bufomancer]

is this a safe place to make a joke about letting my guinea pig vape or are you all going to accuse me of animal abuse

[veganspaghettios]

You will never live this down so long as I'm alive

[veganspaghettios]

Right after driving 6 hours round-trip to pick up a possibly pregnant rat so she's not put down, someone else posts in a local lesbian group (what a choice) that their co-worker is going to throw this little one "in a ditch" if nobody takes her

Meet: Pira & Gummyworm

[pngblog]

[mastomysowner]

Rats are good 💕 by @EcdUu

A fanart of @mocomoco_OvO's Shio-chan:

Apparently, our pet Shio-chan is making a buzz overseas🥹💗

She's now 2 years old and I've started taking care of her, but I'm so happy that so many people can see how cute she is✨

Rats are great...!!

[sacred-portal]

[cargopantsman]

[sunb1eeder]

[veganspaghettios]

💚💙💚

The leaves were long, the grass was green,

The hemlock-umbels tall and fair,

And in the glade a light was seen

Of stars in shadow shimmering.

Tinuviel was dancing there

To music of a pipe unseen,

And light of stars was in her hair,

And in her raiment glimmering.

💙💚💙

[anxiousspacedust]