what the devilfucking dickens is this?

(Dependent Troll!Jake written by Cain)

[wingedfoster]

Well i definitely know that this isnt the right time to post this as im sure everyones taken to coup but what better time to post a picture than right after you take it! Really starting to wish my hive had some sort of air conditioning unit....

[pulsefade]

-[—- Taken before my set and before I sweat all the product out of my hair. [15.00%]

[before-life]

Psyche Revived by Cupid’s Kiss, Antonio Canova (photo by Lauren)

[stolenbabies-deactivated2018050]

[wingedfoster]

I feel like theres always s9Me s9rt 9f draMa i really d9nt want an in t9. Every light 9r s9 s9Me9nes up in arMs ab9ut l9wbl99d d9ings.

[wingedfoster]

Well i definitely know that this isnt the right time to post this as im sure everyones taken to coup but what better time to post a picture than right after you take it! Really starting to wish my hive had some sort of air conditioning unit….

[rosecrystal]

H.D., from Collected Poems: 1912-1944; “A Dead Priestess Speaks,” / art source / Angela Carter / Jana Brike / Medea; Euripides / Gleipnir (2012) / José Olivarez / Carol Ann Duffy / Miki Kim / vulnerability - a.j.

[nintendometro]

[wingedfoster]

#tits out kind of look.

A rare moment caught of me w1th an actual proper sh1rt on. Th1s 1s the closest 1ll ever get to fully cover1ng them!

[impn33t]

wingedfoster​:

1 dont really th1nk that changes much… ? Not that 1 can say for sure but 1ve heard plenty folk swear up and down theyre 1mmune and next th1ng 1 know theyve posted four n1ghts later about how theyve been glued to the floor 1n a perm1nant t1zzy unable to deal w1th the world wh1pp1ng around the1r deluded head.

eh i’m sure the next time i would die, it would reset me, if it did anything at all. the body i’m in is just a vessel and stuff! i just use it cuz it’s cute and unassuming.

[wingedfoster]

Huh!! Thats real neat. Well 1f you f1nd some feel free to eat 1t then! Not m1ne though 1m actually beg1n1ng to run low.

[wingedfoster]

@turntidesgalley

what the fuck thats epic

Def1netly does lull you to sleep. Though honestly not too ep1c when 1t comes to sp1llage.

[wingedfoster]

#cool movie posters dude 

Greatest thanks! At some po1nt 1 should take p1ctures of my mov1e walls. Theyre a tad more 1mpress1ve then the two there.

[impn33t]

wingedfoster​:

Err…. Well no dont do that… 1t causes perm1nant pan damage.

i doubt it would affect me any! i don’t get sick or anything like that.

[wingedfoster]

1 dont really th1nk that changes much... ? Not that 1 can say for sure but 1ve heard plenty folk swear up and down theyre 1mmune and next th1ng 1 know theyve posted four n1ghts later about how theyve been glued to the floor 1n a perm1nant t1zzy unable to deal w1th the world wh1pp1ng around the1r deluded head.

[wingedfoster]

#is your cupe on the ground or is it suspended#i got distracted from anything else goin on in this picture i gotta know now

Suspended! Its bolted to my ce1l1ng and tends to sway wh1le 1m 1n. Or sw1ng 1f 1m be1ng part1cularly rambunct1ous durr1ng rest.

[wingedfoster]

this is my favorite part of his design. permanently concussed eyes

[wingedfoster]

impn33t​:

i walk into it and just start inhaling the slime

Err.... Well no dont do that... 1t causes perm1nant pan damage.

[wingedfoster]

#get a big walk in freezer buddy that'll do the trick. 

1 dont bel1eve 1ve got the expenses for that but 1ll keep 1t 1n m1nd!