Which Witch

#you sons of bitc)(es wis)( you )(ad w)(at we )(ave.#you wis)( you were me.

its gotten to that point i let feferi get too close and now i keep calling her my silly rabbit

#)(e's playing it off.#it's a bad t)(ing.#just not for )(im.

sorry if i gave anyone the impression that having a clown ominously leering at the end of my bed was a bad thing or something. i think its hilarious actually so

every time dave mentions me i inflict )(is feeble mind wit)( one more nig)(tmaris)( vision.

one like equals one c)(ucklevoodoo.

#i still )(ave clout )(ere rig)(t.#)(elp a gal out.

i log on. i antagonize dave.

i log off.

#i don't know )(ow i'm still getting followers but )(i.#maybe i'll be alive )(ere some day.

#i knew it. you like me.#save.

✧

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. (platonically) ✧ I hate you. (romantically) ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧ I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧ I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. (platonically) ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

{{ ooc key italic = soft maybe red = ic blue = ooc yellow = ooc, a new contender enters the ring, "i'm not sure how i feel about this yet or to trust this feeling but i'm feeling it out" }}

[ Incoming Transportalization! ]

[ Feferi receives a tiny lavender cardboard box shaped like a little build-a-bear house, with small holes poked in the sides. There's a twine string tied to it with a tag that reads "Vermilion" in a scripted font. Inside the box is a small white fancy mouse. It bites, but there's no warning written on the tag about that. Merry late Holiday. ]

She's already anticipating the arrival, and sighs as, sure enough, it shows up on the transportalizer. Just from the holes she can already hazard a guess what's inside there, so she gingerly picks up the box and inspects the tag. Vermilion? That's really what he named it? As if out of spite for her disbelief, it does in fact bite her the moment she reaches a hand into the box, but to her, it's more of a slight irritant than anything. She cradles it in her hand for a minute, letting the poor thing adjust to its new surroundings, before setting it gently back down into the box. God damn it, Dave.

#fuck you for making me log back into her blog dirt. fuck you #it's so cute😔#action post

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#i )(old all t)(ree gently in my arms.#dolls

)(ey, )(ave you ever considered it's maybe not super tactically sound to expose your plans to t)(e public, w)(ere i can see???

seems to me you need )(elp. do you want me tk go over it wit)( you? you know, to make sure you've got everyt)(ing rig)(t?

mypoorcanary

collection

mypoorcanary

happy saturday to my three sons debit, coupon and coin

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#except you'll probably end up collecting dust in t)(e basement.#sorry!

maybe if you’re lucky i’ll )(ave you taxidermied.

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you're w)(at now.

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#not as a sacrifice!#TO USE IT FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE.

)(ey does anybody know of a good fumigator around? asking for a friend.

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#you could've asked for food!#i even got a new microwave.

you're w)(at now.

feuvyper

don’t mind me, just febrezing the chapel

ghosttober day 2

#me.#blood //

#ooc #😭#he's her emotional torment himbo

theyre so obnoxious

oathbinders-sanctum

t)(en you’d better get to posting, quick!

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#me inflicting c)(ucklevoodoos on my least favorite blogs.#namely dave.

okay. t)(en you’re legally obligated to NOT )(it t)(e delete blog button, w)(atever you do.

nayohme

tumblr is glitching and everytime i try to watch a video on here it keeps closing the video and showing me this skull genuinely think something is trying to hurt me

sudra