Overlord Weasel - The Winged Weasel Overlord

I accept bribes in coffee and fanfic recommendations

[probablybadrpgideas]

Chimera but it's made entirely of vestigial body parts, such as the tail of an ape, the wings of a kiwi bird, the eyes of a naked mole rat, the legs of a boa constrictor and the arms of a Carnotaurus

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[wingedweasel]

Isn't this just the Power Ranger's Megazord? Like the original one at least, right? I mean it's head, was a 'normal' head (but I kinda lowkey thought it was very turtle-like because it came out of it's chest just like a turtle does its shell), but all the other body parts were different animals.

[wingedweasel]

The study of what ?!?!!?

It's no secret that many writers spend a good chunk of time (some might even say much too much) researching various and often obscure topics for their stories. For fanfic writers, this can lead many to jokingly say things like, "The agent behind my screen needed soooo much therapy after my research binge" or "I'm probably on some sort of watch list now because of this fic."

And then there are the writers who just casually throw in some random reference to things not important and so off center that you have to wonder how they discovered this subject to begin with.

Case in point: rumpology, or the study of reading butts.

Yes, you read that correctly. It's as...interesting as you think it is.

However, why? Why is this a thing? And how have I never heard of this before now? Also, HP fanfic writer GeMerope, what was your journey in you discovering this fascinating topic?

[only-cat-memes]

[charlesoberonn]

Since the word 'literally' can now also mean figuratively, I'm gonna take a page out of the Gen-Z book and coin the word 'unfiguratively' to mean the original definition of 'literally'.

[troutreznor]

anyways op had me blocked when i wanted to reblog this photo set and they didn't have a source on their post either so yknow i will provide for us all <3

Lil Nas X for The Neighborhood Talk

[wingedweasel]

The dress reminds me of Sarah's from Labyrinth. Now all i can think about is Lil Nas X and David Bowie just hamming it up with puppets dancing all around them.

[valtsv]

What do you think is the best way to decapitate?

best in terms of efficiency: guillotine (if appropriately constructed and maintained)

best in terms of i think it's cool: wire

[wingedweasel]

yes to the wire, but only in a comedically ironic way. For example, the last victims of Wrong Turn 4. Just, chef's kiss.

(for those who don't know, the movie/franchise is horror, so be prepared for associated r-rated-ness)

[charliejaneanders]

I made a meme, I'm so sorry

[mybrainvoid]

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I am Aromantic but i wanna see how ppl think we are valid

[punk-sharkz-zero]

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

[wingedweasel]

trick question! they're the same person

and by that, I mean, I'm that sane person.

[castledock]

Honestly as a blind person I’m so tired of seeing fictional blind characters who don’t use white canes or other guides. “They have special powers so they know what’s around them” or “they’re confident enough to not need a guide” are common tropes, and I’m tired.

Are people scared that using a white cane will make their blind character seem weak? They can’t use a cane because they’re so special that they already know what’s around them, and other blind people who use guides are inferior because they’re not special?

I’m tired. Give your blind characters white canes and other guides. Let them hold onto their friends, let them have guide dogs. Don’t make white cane users feel ostracized for not being “strong enough” to go without.

Another thing that pisses me off is when a sighted character comes up with the fantasy equivalent of braille and teaches it to the blind character. Braille was invented by Louis Braille, a blind man, in 1824. The blind character should be the one coming up with it.

Tldr I’m blind and tired of sighted people lol

🔪 Sighted People MUST Reblog This 🔪

[wingedweasel]

I think that's why I like some of the portrayals of Dare Devil more than other superheroes. Yes, he has super hearing and such, but in his 'normal' day to day activities as Matt Murdock, he's usually seen with - and more importantly, actively using - a cane. I think in the tv show, he even was led by one of his friends in multiple episodes.

[stellerfly]

"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity

[wingedweasel]

yes.

but also, yes and? what's your (the questioner's) point? while there are certainly problems with ai generated art, particularly that of theft, for those who use it as way of idea generating or experimentation for their own created art, it's a great tool.

This is by no means meant to poke at OP, but those who are art snobs who think art is only appreciated by the highbrow or upper class or those who think digital artists are 'real' artists. just like OP says, art is an intrinsic part of being human.

[northirish]

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

[northirish]

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

[wingedweasel]

Please note: if you do find your feet wet, remember, a trench is not a ditch, so go find one and die quietly. The rest of us are too busy to bury you. 

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Well I claim your void in the name of France

well I reclaim the void in the name of Rick Astley…. and he’s never gonna give it up sooooo

[owwi]

if I kill Rick Astley he will let you down soooo

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

:(

[wingedweasel]

No, but see, he didn’t give it up, nor did he let us down. It was us. WE gave up on him. We let him down and he suffered the consequences of our failure. 

[wingedweasel]

She Who Shall Not Be Named must be so pissed right now

So here’s another thing about Harry Potter Hogwarts Mystery

I was playing and all of a sudden an random update occurs, like it does, and we all get a special pride month decoration. Cool, cool. While they haven’t been the most exciting clothes or decorations in the past, the developers of the game at least have been trying. However, this time?

Oh Merlin, they are really saying ‘screw you’ to JK. This new decoration is a very inclusive pride flag. Trans and people of color! Inter-sex representation! NON-BIANARY IN THE DESCRIPTION!!!!!

I stared at it for a few minutes just giggling at the thought of how pissed she must be to have something like this in the game. It also makes me wonder how much rights she signed away and silently thanking whatever lawyer conned her into doing so so that we CAN have something like this in the game.

This is how to take back content from a creator who is a giant unrepentant asshat.

(side note, pic isn’t mine, i’m just borrowing it from a random subreddit)

[clevermanka]

Original tweet

[wingedweasel]

i mean...they’re not wrong...?

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[rivendellrose]

High fives all around, friends. If we’ve accomplished nothing else today, we still have this.

[wingedweasel]

yeeeeeeeees make asshole people uncomfortable by being accepting and kind and taking the power away from said asshole people

... and horny for fictional characters, can’t forget that

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Context - Druid has a vine familiar named Spaghetti and we were kidnapped for 3 months by a witch who stole a bunch of our stuff and nearly killed us before we could escape.

Druid (OOC): DM, where the fuck is Spaghetti? If you took my boy I'ma be pissed.

DM: How should I know ^_^

Druid (OOC): So help me I will jump on a plane and take your kneecaps you smug motherfucker.

DM: He's fine, he's still wrapped around your arm.

Druid (OOC): ... you may keep your kneecaps.