extremely loud and incredibly gay

formerly "tanukigalpa" | she/her | art blog: @wingyenart

[animentality]

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

[aiicheerios]

wwx: how did you know it was me?

lwj internally: hmm maybe bc you played our song? You know the song crafted specifically only for us two? The song no one else but the two of us have ever heard? BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DIDNT THINK IT WAS THE DEMON TURTLE WHO CAME BACK PLAYING IT-

lwj:….think

[thememedaddy]

[mwagneto]

[sparrowlucero]

i know the end of i have no mouth and i must scream is iconic and everything but on some level I really think it should have ended with the bit where they realize they don't have a can opener

[a-book-of-creatures]

Harlan Ellison’s classic tale I Have No Can Opener and I Must Open Cans

[clonerightsagenda]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[thebestoftumbling]

How to fast honk

[mythbuster1128]

[you-need-not-apply]

Bro I just nearly fucking died

[you-need-not-apply]

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

[you-need-not-apply]

Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

[epistleii]

is this accurate

[you-need-not-apply]

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

[dancinbutterfly]

I can never leave here

[bnq]

happy forever, everybody

[itsapmseymour]

They got new photos of the moon,

I knew she had colors hiding in there 🥹

[shithowdy]

i'm so glad they introduced the .webp. every time i saved a jpeg from the internet before i would always think to myself, "this is too simple and indulgent; how can i better glorify God through labor when i am saving a reaction image?" and the Lord did answer with His glorious new format and i speak His praises every time i must select "all filetypes" and manually enter ".jpg" after the filename. amen.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[caats]

[scarabesque-returns]

[sabojude]