winsomeblizzard

whatever you are, be a good one

[thatgirlneedsaxanax]

[coldely-deactivated20210320]

[fjordfolk]

[idiod]

[yamino]

[stilil]

who did this, i love you. 

[becausebirds]

The tables have turned.

[freshprincesubs]

[twitterlols]

[we-lovecats]

[bopeep]

me when my bf doesnt text me until 10pm

[blazepress]

Tortoise skeletons are the weirdest skeletons.

[crimsoncatacombs-deactivated201]

I never wondered what they looked like before. Wow. I literally just gasped. How neat!

[bigbootyavocados-deactivated201]

Which is another reason you shouldn’t pick them up by their top shell

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Everyone knows that you shouldn’t pick up a tortoise or turtle by their shell since their backbone is fused with it, but often it’s not really an easy thing to visualize how that works. Here’s a really cool image for that… 

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

Almost NOBODY knows this, because people don’t bother to simply show you a fucking image like this in school so before i saw this on tumblr i thought a turtle was simply a loose animal in a shell like a snail

[astonishingly]

buffering more like suffering

[suspend]

[twitterlols]

[teenscoolest]

[ghoul2-deactivated20170605]

me: *sends a single text* why am i so clingy

[romeomontvgue-deactivated201902]

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

[anxietypower]

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

[loudmouthed-deactivated20140204]

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

[browsedankmemes]

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable