//Well ladies and gentlemen it’s time to say goodbye for winston at least. I am hanging up the mantle and becoming Baptiste over at @baptiste-speaks. feel free to follow me there and thank u for all the good times and peanut butter jokes. 💙💙

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//Well ladies and gentlemen it’s time to say goodbye for winston at least. I am hanging up the mantle and becoming Baptiste over at @baptiste-speaks. feel free to follow me there and thank u for all the good times and peanut butter jokes. 💙💙
Hi, Winston! I just wanted to say that I'm very interested in your work. You're a pretty brilliant scientist!
Thank you friend! Finally someone who can appreciate hard work.
Are you experiencing any issues with your genetic therapy besides the addiction to peanut butter and the newly found love of bananas?
No, thank you Dr Ziegler. Although I wouldn’t consider my culinary expertise an issue.
Do cookies have crust?
Why have I become the chef of Overwatch too. And yes, but only if you bake them poorly.
Being cryogenically frozen is not a guarantee that nothing will happen, just ask Mei-Ling..
...I think she’s an example that it might work too well
So how was this vacation you speak of?
Quite good, I’d say. I was deep in the Amazon rainforest on an expedition with some colleagues looking for what they claim to be a prehistoric tribe with knowledge of the first peanut butter. Unfortunately we just ended up getting sucked down the river again.
I have taken your bananas hostage until you comply with my demands. I want you to genetically engineer me a catgirl. -Liao
GOD DAMN IT LIAO. I THOUGHT I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS LAST TIME. YOU DONT NEED A CATGIRL YOU NEED HELP. IM BUILDING A PROTON CANNON AND IF YOU DONT GIVE ME THE BANNANAS BACK IM LAUNCHING YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL WHERE MOIRA CAN MAKE YOU A CATGIRL. Please and thank you.
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I must agree with Mr. Ogundimu.
WHAT IS IT!
Will this destroy Overwatch more than the Zurich accident. Most likely.
Why do you have a room dedicated to bananas? And surely someone would have cleaned it when it started to smell?
I feel very passionately about bananas and peanut butter. Also don’t worry it was cryogenically frozen shut, I always make sure my babies never go bad.
I thought you didn’t want a banana.
And I thought you had functioning legs, but I guess we all change sometimes.
Winston! Is this because of the lack of bananas? I have some in my office, come here and calm down.
Sincere apologies, Angela. My temper is just a bit short today. It seems like my vacation couldn’t last long enough.
Three months, Winston. My vacations usually last an hour.
and we don’t all get the cushy government paychecks from working medical do we, doctor.
Come into my office and get your damn bananas.
Someone’s fired up.
Who even are you. Why does this ALWAYS HAPPEN. 3 months and now we’re letting terrorists and gangsters into our house.
I am neither of those things. If you really like to know, I am Elizabeth Caledonia “Calamity” Ashe. And if that doesn’t ring a bell, I’ll happilly tell you more with a bullet.
Yeah this isn’t really helping your “not a terrorist or gangster” shtick, honey.
Wow. Someone who actually doesn’t know me. Surprising. Dumb monkey, I guess.
Well thanks for introducing yourself, my names Dr. Winston Winston, Overwatch’s lead engineer. Don’t be so harsh on yourself, you look dumb, but certainly not like a monkey.
Why do you have a room dedicated to bananas? And surely someone would have cleaned it when it started to smell?
I feel very passionately about bananas and peanut butter. Also don’t worry it was cryogenically frozen shut, I always make sure my babies never go bad.
I thought you didn’t want a banana.
And I thought you had functioning legs, but I guess we all change sometimes.
Winston! Is this because of the lack of bananas? I have some in my office, come here and calm down.
Sincere apologies, Angela. My temper is just a bit short today. It seems like my vacation couldn’t last long enough.
Three months, Winston. My vacations usually last an hour.
and we don’t all get the cushy government paychecks from working medical do we, doctor.
Come into my office and get your damn bananas.
Someone’s fired up.
Who even are you. Why does this ALWAYS HAPPEN. 3 months and now we’re letting terrorists and gangsters into our house.
I am neither of those things. If you really like to know, I am Elizabeth Caledonia “Calamity” Ashe. And if that doesn’t ring a bell, I’ll happilly tell you more with a bullet.
Yeah this isn’t really helping your “not a terrorist or gangster” shtick, honey.
Why do you have a room dedicated to bananas? And surely someone would have cleaned it when it started to smell?
I feel very passionately about bananas and peanut butter. Also don’t worry it was cryogenically frozen shut, I always make sure my babies never go bad.
I thought you didn’t want a banana.
And I thought you had functioning legs, but I guess we all change sometimes.
Winston! Is this because of the lack of bananas? I have some in my office, come here and calm down.
Sincere apologies, Angela. My temper is just a bit short today. It seems like my vacation couldn’t last long enough.
Three months, Winston. My vacations usually last an hour.
and we don’t all get the cushy government paychecks from working medical do we, doctor.
Come into my office and get your damn bananas.
Someone’s fired up.
Who even are you. Why does this ALWAYS HAPPEN. 3 months and now we’re letting terrorists and gangsters into our house.
Please welcome our new Junkrat, @junk-rat-speaks!
Why do you have a room dedicated to bananas? And surely someone would have cleaned it when it started to smell?
I feel very passionately about bananas and peanut butter. Also don’t worry it was cryogenically frozen shut, I always make sure my babies never go bad.
I thought you didn’t want a banana.
And I thought you had functioning legs, but I guess we all change sometimes.
Winston! Is this because of the lack of bananas? I have some in my office, come here and calm down.
Sincere apologies, Angela. My temper is just a bit short today. It seems like my vacation couldn’t last long enough.
Three months, Winston. My vacations usually last an hour.
and we don’t all get the cushy government paychecks from working medical do we, doctor.
Why do you have a room dedicated to bananas? And surely someone would have cleaned it when it started to smell?
I feel very passionately about bananas and peanut butter. Also don’t worry it was cryogenically frozen shut, I always make sure my babies never go bad.
I thought you didn’t want a banana.
And I thought you had functioning legs, but I guess we all change sometimes.
Winston! Is this because of the lack of bananas? I have some in my office, come here and calm down.
Sincere apologies, Angela. My temper is just a bit short today. It seems like my vacation couldn’t last long enough.
Why do you have a room dedicated to bananas? And surely someone would have cleaned it when it started to smell?
I feel very passionately about bananas and peanut butter. Also don’t worry it was cryogenically frozen shut, I always make sure my babies never go bad.
Winston.. is this what you do when you’re alone in the base?
Well yes, among other things
;)
speaking of which someone moved the national geographic disks too
the (scarred) hamster is disgusted
the aforementioned hamster would also like to mention that he put up with too much of this for way too long : (
I would like to remind the (annoying) hamster that I am the only reason you survived the moon. Much to my dismay.
Why do you have a room dedicated to bananas? And surely someone would have cleaned it when it started to smell?
I feel very passionately about bananas and peanut butter. Also don’t worry it was cryogenically frozen shut, I always make sure my babies never go bad.
I thought you didn’t want a banana.
And I thought you had functioning legs, but I guess we all change sometimes.
I go on vacation for 3 months.
It’s not that long when you consider all of the work i’ve been putting in recently.
WELL TURNS OUT WHILE I WAS GONE SOMEONE DECIDED TO
REDO MY ENTIRE BANANA STORAGE ROOM.
who was it i just wanna “talk”
:3c
THE MONKEY LIVES.
Unfortunate.
So Hanzo I guess that’ll be a no to my renewed offer of joining Overwatch.
I guess no one gets anything done when i’m not around.