three coffees no breakfast

she/her, they/them 30and still on this hellsite

[darkthare]

He can’t be stopped 😩😩

[bucketbender]

KCD2 female romances : look at these cool women who are strong, independent, attractive, cunning and so much smarter than your character could ever be ! Sure, they have SOME flaws, but who cares ? Their extraordinary personalities outweigh them all, as it should be ! Also, they will not hesitate to bring you down and belittle you any chance they get - you know, cause they’re so cheeky and clever ! Check out all the flirting options we have designed just for them ! Aren’t you swooning yet ?

KCD2 male romance : look at this loser you’ve known since day 1, who’s shown incredible growth throughout both games and very obviously cares about your character more than anyone else. Also, your character will, no matter what you choose, always risk his life to save this guy over and over with nothing but a dark hood and a dagger and without any regard for his own safety whatsoever as long as this character is in danger. Oh, and that character only insults you as gentle tease, or tears you a new one because he himself is at the bottom of the despair barrel after losing everything. And your character reciprocates the jugements in kind, and after some humble pie, that lovely loser never again acts like he’s objectively better than you. In fact, he’s the only one who treats your character genuinely as his friend without wanting to use your skills to solve his personal problems. At last, once you’re all about to meet your doom, if you’ve shown and said that you care about him deeply, he will literally tell you that he will die of broken heart syndrome if your character falls.

[jembu]

Hanush opened the door and immediately regretted every life choice that led him to this moment.

[mayor-david-prentiss]

nicopolis and abandoned puppies

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[lilyan-art]

“It doesn’t smell like you anymore”

Personal stuff under the cut feel free to ignore

I was encouraged by Troskygrave to pour all my grief into Erik so that’s what I did. It’s not a great time, and drawing people in love was difficult. But people in pain? Not as much.

The grief is not 1:1, nobody died, but the person I knew might as well be dead as things stand. So once the rage dissipates the only emotional vocabulary I have left is one of loss.

It’s probably overworked as hell and I’m not really satisfied with the result (it’s inspired by a sketch by Dante Gabriel Rossetti in which the expression is incredible and absolutely elusive), but it’s what I have now.

For extra angst imagine Lifetime by Three Days Grace playing in the background.

[mashang080]

[epsee]

life of adventure

[diablo-sera-tops]

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

[house-kobyla]

Henry is such a little weirdo, I love him

[toomuchtomura]

lets sob on mama (crossposted on my twt)

[jaydenskyle]

Actually, the funniest thing that Warhorse could do is make it so that in the opening of KCD3, Hans and Henry have a hunting trip and they get ambushed like the beginning of KCD2, but if you chose to make Hansry canon, they have an afternoon delight right before the ambush and you get the post coital buff for the first fight of the game, so that the optimal way to play the game at least at the start is to get the Gay Sex Buff.

[cypressarts]

pls don't jest about his carrot demon trauma

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[sleepypcnda]

POV you're german

[sashas-rjone]

isterik 1930s au

[stormsbourne]

one day it'll happen to you. you will stay up a bit too late playing a video game and not get to bed on time. I've done it before, you'll think. I'll be fine. but no. you will make it through most of the next day and then at about 2pm you will feel like a reanimated corpse whose sim meters are all completely fucked and nothing hurts exactly but everything does feel very bad. and you'll think oh yeah. I'm not twenty anymore

[official-german-gaming]