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I get confused sometimes

#wut #confusion #nothing else #end of story #yes #listen up #unfinished #lost

It's currently 4am and I just got a genius idea. When I'm older get a motorcycle and add a sidecar to it for my dog

#ride #smart #dog #love #4am #can't sleep #sidecart #chariot #cool #doggles #motorcycle #vroom #vroomvroom #car ride

Everyone is so unique tbh. Like two different people could go through a terrible breakup and one could go for a jog, while the other grabs a pizza roll and scrolls on their phone for hours. But point is even though they go through tough times they do what they enjoy so go do that. Not what the socially norm is.

#unique #be yourself #yas #recover #humon #love #it gets better

In case someone asks, I'm not batman

#help me #undercover #code h #no one can know

Person: If you could add a 0 at the end of any number, what would you add a zero to? Bank account? Lifespan?

Me: My dog's, she's been a good girl. She deserves to live at least 50 not just 10.

#dog #best dog #love #live long #sweet girl #sad

Me sitting at the gates of hell: I should be in heaven!

Satan: No you shouldn't

Me: Why?

Satan: Remember the pun.

Me: *flashes back to pun*

Me: I cant, they were all fiery

Satan: *tackles me to the ground*

#puns #satan #oof #fiery #heckinbamboozled

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