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books, yarn, cats and other things found on the interwebz

[segamascott]

[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[byjove]

at least now we know why he has yet to return when Britain is in peril

[byjove]

he is slowly walking from Jamaica to Britain on the seafloor like Dracula (2020)

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[cristalplanetheart]

[bigbigtruck]

sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it

[shithowdy]

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[berkeleygirl3]

[marcchurch]

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[valtsv]

oh to be a slightly ridiculous looking sea monster on a geographically inaccurate medieval map

[grainyflashes]

it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

[ajwestx]

we learn from history that most people do not learn from history

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[teaboot]

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Could mean good things!

[lets-nuke-it-from-orbit]

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

[evilwizard]

haha it’s funny you ask

[dogpuppy]