sorry for saying the truth but god bless you is hotter than bless you
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@wintersneezes
sorry for saying the truth but god bless you is hotter than bless you
#1 for me is people who cant properly stifle but still always try to do it anyway
this tells you that the sneeze is really strong
becomes a case of their body controlling them despite their attempts for control in the first place
usually means the person has some sort of hang up about control/image/politeness
the little sigh/frustrated groan/“choo” that comes afterward
means a person has a variety of at least 2 sneeze sounds: the “polite” version and the normal, unrestrained version (rare)
manners/attempts at politeness are really hot
it also implies awareness/thoughtfulness about sneezing, because you have to think about sneezing to try and change the way you do it
the sound of a partially-stifled sneeze is really good, point blank, period, end of story
when someone fails to hold back a sneeze it usually comes out a lot more dramatic and intense sounding than a simple achoo or whatever, which draws attention during circumstances where that person was trying to avoid it
This is all fact
someone sneezing a few times and grabbing a travel pack of tissues and sneezing again twice while trying to open it
i’ll never forgive the universe for making yoongi with a cat allergy
This is the purest thing I’ve ever seen
me: man, i hope my partner doesn’t get sick, i would feel so bad for them
Also me:
pretty boys who want desperately to come off as cool and collected and smug but always get reduced to embarrassed, desperate, pitiful stifle fits every time they sneeze
Opening the YouTube app two hours after spanking it and seeing Tammy Sneezing Fit In A Sexy Nurse Outfit still paused like….stop. That’s not who I am anymore. It’ll be who I am in like five hours hours but for now….. I am a child of God until lust consumes me again
The thought of being blessed by an SO gets me so weak. Like them saying it so meaningfully and kissing you on the forehead 🥺🥺🥺 if anyone wants to reply with their SO blessing experiences, I’d love to audibly “Aw”
More sickie & caregiver phrases
“babe I don’t feel good”
“I don’t feel so hot”
“You look hot-I mean are you sick?”
“(S/O’s name) I don’t feel well can you feel my forehead”
“let me feel your forehead”
“get back to bed!”
“Just wanna cuddle”
“Back to bed with you”
“sounds like you’ve got a bad cough”
“everything’s spinning”
“I think my colds getting worse”
“Great we’re both sick”
“come here honey”
“poor baby”
“by dose is so stuffed up”
“I need to lie down”
“Blow your nose love”
“I hahh. ehh hahh t-to sdeehh”
“s-sorry I didn’t mean to sneeze on you”
Cuddling while looking at the stars and your partner spewing space facts while a tickle grows in your nose. They are so passionate and excited. You don’t want to interrupt the space talk with your sneezes. You try to make your build up quiet and stifle two rapid sneezes into your partners side.
“That really bright star over there is—oh! Bless you cutie!” They say as they rub and kiss the top of your head, “maybe we should go inside now; the cold is making you sneeze!” You insist you’re fine as another quick sneeze makes its way out, this time unstifled and uncovered.
“Okay, time to go inside sneezy!” They kiss your nose and grab your hand to drag you inside.
Allergies aren’t fun. I thought they would be. They are not.
I need to know if anyone feels the same way I do about blessing people when they snz.
I literally cannot bless anyone when they snz. Like the words do not want to come out of my mouth. When someone snzs around me, I either continue the conversation we're having or just pretend I didn't hear it.
The only exception that I've found is when it's my boyfriend (but I blame that on the fact that he knows and accepts my fetish). When he snzs, there's no issue blessing him.
Anyone else feel this way?
♡ hobi sneeze in livestream 07.25.21
I just get flustered over taking someone’s temperature and/or someone taking mine, especially if it’s my fiancée @///@
When I wasn’t feeling well, my ex would touch my forehead with the back of his hand to check my temperature and that is the only thing I miss about him
thinking about the pure & easy obsceneness of the phrase, “Do you have a cold?”
vanillas’ youtube comments are actually going to kill me
It’s always “I wish I had allergies!!!” until you have them and are miserable and can’t sleep and have a runny nose 24/7.