“I’m decorating the car” “NO!”
“Small fire! I said to set a small fire! This is not small!”
“You look so cute!” “I’m not supposed to look cute! I’m supposed to scare you!”
“We should wear matching costumes”
“It’s Halloween, everybody’s entitled to one good scare”
“Come on under the covers with me”
“Stop playing around with the lights, it’s not funny”
“i don’t like scary movies” - “i’ll keep you safe”
“You’ve got leaves in your hair”
“Horror marathon at my place later, you’re bringing the candy”
“It’s officially Halloween, do you know what that means?” “Pumpkin everything?” “Pumpkin everything”
“Pet the black cat for good luck” “Isn’t it the other way around?” “No”
“We should watch a horror movie!”
“What’s with all the candles?”
“It’s not even that cold!”
“Quit trying to scare me! I know that’s you!”
"Let's party with horror and thrills tonight!"
"I am never letting you drink at a Halloween party again"
"Am I too high or did something fall?"
"I remember the first Halloween I got drunk"
"I swear to god if you scare me while watching any of these movies I'll shove my foot up your ass"
"Never knew pumpkin and vanilla smelled good together"
"Why are we doing a bonfire tonight again?"
"Never knew you liked horror movies so much"
“We’re not scaring your parents”
“I may or may not have stayed up to watch a horror movie and now I can’t sleep - don’t laugh at me! - can you please come over?”
“Can I hold your hand? I’m scared”
"Stop squirming, you're gonna mess up your face paint!"
"Well looks like you had a fun night"
"Are you high?" "Doo Doo boop boo" "Oh yeah you're high alright"
"Why do you look like you just threw up and had a heart attack at the same time?"
"Looks like we're going trick or treating with my siblings and nephews/nieces"
"Take the damn spider down that's gonna scare the shit out of someone and I don't want it to be my little siblings or mom"
"Why did you pick these movies?"
"Oh god not the home movies when I was a kid at Halloween.."
"You look terrified in this picture"
"You need to have your hair like that more often"
"Baby please not the leather you know what that does to me..."
"Why the hell did we agree to do this in a basement, his especially!?'
"If I go outside and find my car covered in stringed lights I'm smacking you"
"This isn't funny at all, I might laugh later! But not right now"
"It's 3 AM why the hell are you watching Friday the 13th?!"