Polish Muttering

"Ƭнιηк σf тнє ɗєєɗѕ σf нєƖƖιѕн cяυєƖту, тнє нιɗɗєη ωιcкєɗηєѕѕ ωнιcн мαу gσ ση, уєαя ιη, уєαя συт, ιη ѕυcн ρƖαcєѕ, αηɗ ησηє тнє ωιѕєя." - from "The Copper Beeches" Day in, day out, I am learning from the world that once saw fit to leave me in the care of a man reported to have no heart. I disagree. He had a fine brain instead. He taught me too. Who am I? A shadow, habitually called Eιηєη. « indie rp / oc / sfw mostly »

[skxnyxu]

"zat’s vhat you say but you’ll come back for more. Everyone does."

               His tone was only half joking. He hadn’t been                really lying. The man couldn’t recall how many                people he’d had a one night stand with or dated.                That was mainly because he had the attention                span of a rock. The man was mainly able to keep                his attention on someone if they were doing                something interesting that didn’t refer to the                main conversation.

[winterxapprentice]

 "Please. See? I'm asking politely," ze scoffed pointedly, emphasizing hir attempt at disinterest by pulling out hir phone. Ze tapped rapidly the first keys ze could find, tilting it just enough he would not be able to read it.

    It was discomfitting to think ze was losing her touch at disdain, and far more unnerving to see that he was only half-joking.

  Ze was perhaps less serious than ze wanted him to believe about hir avoidance. Blatant as it was anyway. If ze had truly wanted him to shut up, ze would have been much subtler. Disquieting indeed.

[brooklynrooted-blog]

stevesbuck:

you’re the captain of the rival high school’s debate team and you piss me the fuck off because you’re the only person who can beat me but i also find you really attractive au

you work at the local animal shelter and i always come in and volunteer to play with the kittens when i’m stressed or upset au

strangers who get put next to each other on a roller coaster and one of them is really nervous so the other one holds their hand au

pride and prejudice au

you’re the cute bartender at my ex’s wedding and i spend the majority of the reception getting drunk and venting my sorrows to you and the next morning i wake up with a terrible hangover and crumpled receipt with your phone number on it in my pocket au

english students who start arguing about their conflicting interpretations of a book during class so after class they go get coffee and continue their discussion and end up chatting for an hour oh hey this kinda feels like a date au

you’re running lights for a show and i’m running sound and we spend the entirety of tech week chilling in the booth and making jokes about the play and giggling like five-year-olds au

they’re both college professors au

[bartonwithabite-archive]

➳  ” I think you may have me mistaken for someone else. “

[winterxapprentice]

"No. I don't believe I'm mistaken. Barton's your last name, can't say I'm pleased to meet you. Then again, I'm never pleased to meet anyone."

[streetxcatarchive]

indie, fandomless oc semi-selective, multi-everything

                                                     I.  II.  III.  IV.

[nolongerusingbing-archive-deact]

|| open ||

“ What are you doing? ”

[winterxapprentice]

"I happen to be enjoying a jaunty midnight stroll along the very dangerous, highly life-threatening alleys of New York City.Co sądzisz robię? [ What do you think I'm doing? ]"

[waandeer]

[amitafeenia-deactivated20151116]

[24-karat-vagina-deactivated2014]

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

[kneeltoyourking]

open

[ He is definitely curled up in someone else’s bed - and definitely not snoring just a little bit. ]

[winterxapprentice]

  One, ze was exhausted.

       Two, because of aforementioned exhaustion, ze did not do a proper

                  once-over of the room before entering her current sleeping

                                        place.

Lastly, Einen then simply padded sleepily across the concrete to the messy, old bed before simply crawling into it--once again, not checking properly.

   Which resulted in hir letting out a cry as ze finally realized th bed was too warm, then that there was a man in hir bed. Ze scrambled back and fell with a loud crash onto the floor, dragging hir bag with hir so pens and notepads spilled everywhere as ze gaped at the form.

  What the--

[gammaborn-deactivated20260414]

flash giveaway;

yes i’m aware that’s an icon of bruce’s butt SUE ME

so… this is one of those “i can’t do drafts so i’m gonna avoid the problem by making things in photoshop” giveaways. huzzah.

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[cannibalisticwhistler-a]

"I’ve done a helluva lot worse than impeded it. Y’ obviously haven’t taken a look at my record.”

[winterxapprentice]

"Oh I have. Do you not consider that one more offense could land you, oh, a lifetime? Then again, you must be so very clever, you already know that. Then you must know too that the only reason we are speaking instead of arresting you is because Quill saved Nova Corps, and that is temporary at best.     Of course you knew that. Silly me."

[xfloracolossus]

"I am Groot."

Nodding his head towards her, “I am Groot?”

[winterxapprentice]

"I see. Groot? Where do you originate from then? Also, why are you partners with that thieving Rocket?"

[sxlvershot]

        ⊰Ｑｕｉｃｋ Ｓｉｌｖｅｒ⊱

"Oh but you are cute enough to be my babe. Shoo? What am I a dog If you are allowed to be here a handsome devil like me should be as well."

[winterxapprentice]

"Cute? Ha. Ha ha. Excuse me while I look for the handsome devil you mentioned, hm, nope not seeing him. Run along little doggy, I'd hate to get angry today."

[squirreltastic]

Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria -...

[greenhoused-deleted-deactivated]

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

[fifthstiel]

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

[divawithanunspoiledagenda]

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

[nudityandnerdery]

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

[lovely-little-clusterfuck]

I think I’ve found my favorite post

[im-not-bad-i-just-do-what-i-wan]

"Fine. I won’t force you to do anything you’re uncomfortable with."

[winterxapprentice]

"Somehow I find it just a bit suspicious the Death God would approach me. As well as more than a bit that you would just allow me to leave."

[carrymyobituxry-archive-deactiv]

His eyebrows furrowed even further at her remark. “Potter? Seriously. Like I haven’t heard that one before.

A sigh escaped Colin’s lips, hand reaching back and rubbing at the nape of his neck. “I doubt your genetics had anything t’ do with it. Unless you got some magic runnin’ through those veins of yours, it’s highly doubtful. Magic doesn’t tend t’ the same codes as science.”

[winterxapprentice]

"I was just told magic is real, give me time to regain my sarcasm," ze muttered with a muted glare.

"All I know is my head is absolutely pounding, mind if I--" Ze didn't manage to finish hir sentence before hir eyes suddenly shut tight and ze fell to the ground again as a limp rag might.

[skxnyxu]

            The only thing this had accomplished was             more encouragement for him to mouth off.             The man did respond before speaking             though, he did push his lips back against             the other’s. Once he pulled back a small laugh             escaped his lips.

"You’re not gonna shut me up."

[winterxapprentice]

  For some reason, Einen found that maybe...maybe ze enjoyed the kiss more than ze should have. He was a stranger, consistently managing to piss her off in the past ten, twenty minutes of commute. He managed to make hir feel such strong anger and frustration it managed to translate to something ze wanted to deny.

  Ze jerked back with a huff and sneer, "Fine. Have it your way--that's the last time I allow my mouth near yours."