puppycvlt

[wireddawg]

i jsut got the

worst sunburn of my whole life it feels like my body is the sun and my skin is touching sun level heat levels in degreesoughhhhh

[wireddawg]

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!

i love all my 8 gay ass followers everyone go out and liekuhh

bark at all the cishets of da world

RUFF RUFF WOOF ARF AWRUFF

[wireddawg]

THIS GIRL WITH A JELLYFISH NECKLACE

keeps walking past me and every other time it ZA-

-PS me and paralyzes me and I keep saying dont walk close to me with it on but EVERY-

-TIME she just says “but i have to level it up :(“

catgirls are so mean

[wireddawg]

i love my computer

i love to learn about it and interact with it

i installed linux and now i feel even closer to it like i understand it more

i love you pupputer!!!

[katmadness9]

"I want to be eaten out."

[wireddawg]

"ME 2"

[wireddawg]

hey people of the wired today i drew

it was nothing worth sharing but it felt nice to do something

i felt like putting something out there but dried up and went blank

maybe itll rain soon

[wireddawg]

computer

computer open ultrakill

computer close ultrakill

computer play track 44

computer pause

computer open metal gear solid 2

computer close metal gear solid 2

computer play track 44

computer delete all social accounts

computer route all nearby gps to my exact location

computer

computer power down

[wireddawg]

im a brave dog abd

OH GOD was that thunder

OH GOD ougghhh im so scared oughhh

OH GOD i didnt even see anything i just know its gonna happen b

grrrr BRAVE dog brave scared but brave

shiver

[wireddawg]

its

puppy tummy sunday!! give your local doggirl a nice belly rub!! NOWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[katmadness9]

the ramp car

sitting in the passenger seat of a car in front of you is the ramp car the cop drives over the ramp car i get sent to jail make it make sense

[wireddawg]

if i was in portal

i would give all the robots little kisses so they wouldnt kill me and then we'd all hang out and have big robot smoochfests

[wireddawg]

im so so so so so so so so so sso so so so so sorry

i took a little doggy nap and i forgot to pawst like i was supposed to 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 i will do better in the futre

[katmadness9]

oh my god i finally found it

yes yeah just this ..why are you looking at me like that yes i KNOW theres an amazing deal on spaghetti sauce, i dont want spaghetti sauce why is it soooo taboo just to get macaroni, no cheese, no sauce yes i want PLAIN macaroni five dollars??? what do you mean FIVE DOLLARS?? i could of sworn it was like 2 dollars on the shelf cant you just cut me a deal oh miss cashier... is there anything else i can do to pay~ no? but i cant afford it what do you mean get out but look at me... are you sure... okay fine im taking the macaroni though wait dont call the cops wait-

[wireddawg]

new game idea

hide in the woods and get somebody to try and find you and sneak up on you but if you see them before they can tag you they have to go back to where they started

i did this and i found a buttplug in the woods behind my yard

[wireddawg]

jsut spent

8 hours plumbing my poor paws are all scraped up -_- just the life of a hardworking dog like me!

[wireddawg]

AC NAME: FERRAWRI

bleehhhh this is my awesum AC i pilot dont stand in front of it less you wanna be a little puddle

[wireddawg]

going 2 mech school HRT comes with my scholarship cant wait to earn my collar ^_^