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ABOUT ME
~he has been chosen~
those who are chosen by the baby to receive the gentle lean are blessed indeed
angel is done for, man
I don't post about my HB dr because I made this blog for Hazbin, but I am so much more connected to HB recently, and the one time I shifted there, I mainly remember the smells from it. Blitz has suuuuch a distinct sulfur smell to him, and stolas smelled so strongly of bird it PMO cus it made me hungry.
Modern age magick is keeping ancient grimoire information in a Google Doc
Channeling Vox is either Frank Sinatra or "I just filed for bankruptcy so we wont have to pay for damages" either way atleast he's talking to me again.
The Selkie and Her Family
Selkie commission for birdmoss
Every time I see his stupid fucking square head, I seethe, I fucking HATE Ethan I channel, and he gets all up in my ears like "ooooh I was here 2 years earlier suuuurge you only climbed the ladder cus your fucking the ceo suuuurge you would be nothing if you weren't a chad" like WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO? PITY YOU? USE YOUR VOXTEK MEDICAL TO GET PLUSTIC SURGERY THEN!
Dr maxxed so much I gained 8 lbs /J
"Erm protect your energy or a demon will pretend to be your s/o in your channeling"
If a demon is dirty talking to me about wanting to eat my ass in 5 different ways and two languages like Val does then the demon can join us as a third.
Also the FUCK are y'all doing that u have to protect your energy.
honestly it’s just fearmongering from new age spiritualism. while i don’t deny the existence of them and other entities in a higher state of consciousness, i do believe it’s very difficult for them to negatively impact you irl unless of course you believe it will. so a bit of loa in there but yeah sometimes it’s just repackaged christianity lol
Most of the stuff coming from the community is kinda weird to me. Idk I have never found the LOA, the universe, or any of the such harmful to the capacity I have to worry. I'm more worried about the weird uptick in Tulpamancy then some random not making a "safety script" /Agreeing
"Erm protect your energy or a demon will pretend to be your s/o in your channeling"
If a demon is dirty talking to me about wanting to eat my ass in 5 different ways and two languages like Val does then the demon can join us as a third.
Also the FUCK are y'all doing that u have to protect your energy.
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I 𝒶bsolutely love when shifters have this deep love towards their s/o, cause I have it towards mine. It’s that painful but warm feeling in your chest every time you see them because you just love them sooo much. shifters love so deeply 💌
Seal Traits I have that I hate:
I never can lay down normally. I have to do the sexy lady on the beach pose without even thinking about it
Kinda Awkward face. I have resting •___• face
The urge to take a nice dive in the shark tanks (I have Once but Vox is kinda scared Shock.Wav will eat me now he's big)
I molt. Enough said.
Predator instincts to cannibalize fish and penguin themed sinners.
Large. Elevators and such have weight limits and being 1000lbs doesn't fit most of them. I argue the building needs updates to fix that but apparently it's "out of budget"
The Nickname Surge stems back to my time in the Navy during Vietnam, first day on the Job out of Basic I caused a power surge and blacked out like a 1/4 of the ship. In the 80's people assumed it was due to my "Electric" personality from all the coke. I still tell people it's the second because the first is embarrassing.
It's so fucking hot in Hell. We're having a heatwave. I don't sweat in my CR so I have learned you sweat in far more places I OG knew
It sucks being the only fat boy in the polycule. Can't get my own room despite my separate studio, because who else will Val cuddle? Vox's metal ass?
One thing about shifting they don't tell you about is the feud you get with the most random characters. Ethan PMO is so bad, he is so incompetent at anything he has to do, not involving vox but nobody knows what he is ACTUALLY like.