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{Emily Elizabeth} |22|Wisconsin|Cat Mom|Taken| |Pretty Little Driver #2588|WCEC|Girls & Gears| [cars, cats, food, butts & tattoos]

[schweiber]

*to the tune of “our house”* I’m DRUNK in the middle of the WEEK

[seriouskeith-deactivated2017053]

Sam Winchester has the cutest smile in the whole world I miss the earlier episodes I’m gonna go cri now goodbye

[dorianmage]

Season Five gag reel [x]

[balthazars-muse]

Fav

[5th-avenue-nyc]

My “walk past you like we never met” game strong af.

[zodiacmind]

Fun facts about your sign here

[tamper]

[softreprise]

[unabashinglyme]

Tell me lies ‘cause they’re the sweetest things you say to me.

Andrea Pais (via unabashinglyme)

[regular-love]

[boobjesus]

i wanna intimidate you

[onlytwitterpics]

[wisconsinbelle]

Me at 1pm:oh my god i can barely stay awake

Me at 1am:I t' s T i me T o F u c k i n g P a r t y™

[timeaway]

I only need to be told im beautiful and loved 1500 times a day I think thats reasonable

[worshipgifs]

Above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it.

Proverbs 4:23 (via worshipgifs)

[moan-s]

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[radikels]

if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic

[southernbellerva]

@fed-ex-official dis you

[unclebeanbag]

Of course it is darlin.