JOHN: *on his knees, severely wounded* you may be stronger than me, caliborn. but i have the one thing you’ll never have!
CALIBORN: LET ME GuESS. LOVE. FRIENDSHIP. OR SOMETHING ELSE LIKE THAT. WHICH IS STuPID. I’VE HEARD ALL THIS BEFORE.
JOHN: no… i have updog.
CALIBORN: …WHAT IS uPDOG.
JOHN: *laughing triumphantly, high-fiving Dave, and probably reopening a few wounds* i told you he’d say it!


















