Wicked Bitch Of The Southwest

My personal blog for whatever thoughts and things i want. I love games (Pokémon, Super Smash Bros, Kingdom Hearts, Dead By Daylight, etc.), I love cooking and baking. Also i love to write! Capricorn, from Arizona, 28 bisexual!

[tiger-thoughts-and-things]

My living situations is honestly not great and trying to raise money so I can move with my sister out of state. Any help would be appreciated.

Venmo

CashApp

[pangur-and-grim]

cool animal

[pangur-and-grim]

you can look up ‘beautiful’ and ‘my good friend’ next

[pangur-and-grim]

can I say something. it is really funny when you see people ripping random queer books to shreds, like dream daddy cancellation style, and then you dig a little deeper to see what unproblematic material meets their standards, and it's all Supernatural and Death Note

[pangur-and-grim]

[metaldinleyenpic0]

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

[belvanabean]

i wanna fuck and then die

[nationalparkcryptid]

cicadas the lot of you

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[britney]

it's

bitch

[yiffmaster]

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[bludraws094]

i love fake plot holes

little inconsistencies that at first you assume "oh, the author must have fucked up", but then later on you realize that no, it was on purpose, they wanted you to think they fucked up but they hadnt

[masterboa]

related: when you think "this has Implications the author didn't think about" and then it turns out the author was thinking about them the whole time

[bludraws094]

you get me

[otterpuppss]

BEANS EPIC FAIL MOMENT

[otterpuppss]

you guys are so fkn funny

[tlirsgender]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

[agir1ukn0w]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*

Me: DOUG!!!

[texnessa]

How dare anyone over look:

[dollsahoy]

Where it started

[laughterkey]

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

[icarus-suraki]

Y’all also need to know that Doug Jones was in Smash Mouth’s music video for “All Star” as Pencil Head:

[gallusrostromegalus]

@cellarspider It’s your Blorbo from apparently everything?

[cellarspider]

Indeed, he is in an unexpectedly large amount of everything! You never know where he’ll turn up, being spindly and mesmerizing.

[lesser-flamingo]

he has a tumblr by the way

[dailycatsblog]

[cheacegirl]

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

[shamebats]

Post by @ sassyandlassiedoamerica, she/her for both human & dog.

[lassieisafag]

Losibg it at these tags

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[theonion]

[moderncosmonaut]

Forever fav post

[pusheen]

[ammnontet]

my nothing

[lesbianbending-moved]

‘who would win in a fight between aang and korra’ isn’t even a question bc aang would be like ‘i would NEVER fight with one of my future lives’ and korra would not hesitate before sucker-punching a twelve year old

[calamari-17]

But what if it were adult aang??

[lesbianbending-moved]

okay then aang would be like ‘i would NEVER fight with one of my future lives’ and korra would not hesitate before sucker-punching a 45 year old