enjoy the complimentary bread^^ @wiselyslicedbread - Tumblr Blog

just realized i never did like an introduction?? i just kinda started?? so 2nd year on tumblr and here's my introduction -> ->

thesuperiorone69 -> wiselyslicedbread btw just in case

hi i will allow you to call me wiseb because i am a wise b and this is my singular (for now) blog

here i just post what i want

sometimes write fics you can find under #wisebwrites ,

occasionally i post memes and art you can find under #wisebmemes & #wisebfarts ,

re-blog a bunch of stuff (#breadyreblogs) ,

and generally scream at the world (#wiseb & #wisebisscreamingagain)

so thats fun

any asks or questions or generally anything you put in my inbox i will most likely answer right away bc god dayum im lonely

anyways thats my introduction have a boogie wooigy fun time!!

#introduction #pinned post #wiseb #if ur reading this noe i made this in 2020 dont judge okay 🥲

thinkingabout-girls

the first rule of cooking is that there are no rules. anything goes do whatever you want forever. the first rule of baking is that if you fuck it up you die

uchihashisuii

a gentleman. - Shikaku/Reader

Summary: You’ve been on a few dates with Shikamaru, a colleague from work and someone you’d thought you had a spark with. Turns out, you’d been eyeing the wrong Nara, and that mistake gets swiftly mended when Shikamaru blows off your date, leaving you with his father.

Pairing: Nara Shikaku/Fem!Reader

Rating: Mature

Prompt: “If you break my heart, I’ll go date your father.”

Content warning for age difference, lots of banter, some heated make outs, and one tiny mention of a daddy kink

Author’s Note: my second entry for DILF Week woo. for the sake of romance and fun, I’m just gonna say right out of the gate that Yoshino is not mentioned once in this fic. Sorry queen, but I wanna make out with your husband ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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You round the house with sure steps, gravel crunching beneath your shoes as you peek around the engawa. It’s your fourth date with Shikamaru, and it still feels as though the pair of you are more acquaintances than anything else. Polite small talk over the one dinner you’d shared, the bar you’d gone to surrounded by friends and colleagues - not at all private, not really feeling like a date. He’d grudgingly accepted the kisses you’d placed on his cheek, each time you parted after an outing. He still barely notices you, let alone speaks to you at work at the Hokage Tower. He’d never even held your hand - always slipping it away from yours the few times you’d tried.

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quick questiony, thoughts on a fic about a friends/lovers to strangers to lovers kankuro/kiba where its like, based around the sand siblings dynamic (+ shikamaru and like a fairly new baby shikadai) and kiba' own family/found family dynamic?

im talking like a pretty co-canon-concise fic with my own twists, TLDR: kiba and kank are like basically lovers during the war but go their separate ways afterwards cuz of their dif villages, cut to years later and they're trying to bridge the gap again bc they're both still madly in love (kankuro more so than keebz)

so yeah... thoughts? i practically have chap 1 half written already lol

#naruto #kankuro #sand siblings #kiba inuzuka #kankiba

cellgatinbo

alright. insane.

ghosted-jazz

Species Swap AU! Retired couple gets a fairy godchild to help repair their relationship

jesterjazz

Where had all that happiness gone? The one from her youth. All it took was one look to be full of love and joy. When she looks at Cosmo she feels nothing. At least nothing positive.

Retirement should be relaxing, not suffocating.

At least they were eating dinner together. Cosmo was yapping on about something stupid she had tuned out ages ago. It wasn’t worth Wanda’s time anyway. But that was the problem wasn’t it? Not listening. Not trying to fix this mess of a marriage they somehow dug themselves into.

If only there were just some magical solution, but magic didn’t exist.

Someone made a trumpet impression, her eyes snapped to a little figure floating in front of them.

“Hello! My name is-”

Wanda tried to swat the fly. The fly dodged and screamed.

“There’s a screaming fly!” Cosmo jumped out of his seat and clung onto Wanda.

“I’m not a fly, I’m a Hazel.” The floating not-fly said.

“Hazel?” Wanda asked.

“Yup, and I’m your new magical Godkid. I grant wishes and stuff, and I’m gonna fix your marriage.” Hazel said with a big grin.

“Oh boy…” Wanda was hallucinating. That had to be it. She officially lost it.

“Cool!” Cosmo said. She snapped her eyes to her husband and then to this little creature with sparkles and wings. Oh this was worse than hallucinating. This was real.

pigswithwings

if i say "i imagine" or "i think" in regards to my ocs its because i dont knowwwwww. theyre living their own lives im just filming them at occasional moments and calling it a day

yg-arts

-This should be an easy mission!

yg-arts

Missing-nin AU.

theres-a-body-here

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

fxdizzyie-deactivated20260219

I had to draw it HELP

shelbzxcupcakes

Wanna be nosy? Here's your chance.

0: Height 1: Virgin? 2: Shoe size 3: Do you smoke? 4: Do you drink? 5: Do you take drugs? 6: Age you get mistaken for 7: Have tattoos? 8: Want any tattoos? 9: Got any piercings? 10: Want any piercings? 11: Best friend? 12: Relationship status 13: Biggest turn ons 14: Biggest turn offs 15: Favorite movie 16: I’ll love you if 17: Someone you miss 18: Most traumatic experience 19: A fact about your personality 20: What I hate most about myself 21: What I love most about myself 22: What I want to be when I get older 23: My relationship with my sibling(s) 24: My relationship with my parent(s) 25: My idea of a perfect date 26: My biggest pet peeves 27: A description of the girl/boy I like 28: A description of the person I dislike the most 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend 30: What I hate the most about work/school 31: What your last text message says 32: What words upset me the most 33: What words make me feel the best about myself 34: What I find attractive in women 35: What I find attractive in men 36: Where I would like to live 37: One of my insecurities 38: My childhood career choice 39: My favorite ice cream flavor 40: Who wish I could be 41: Where I want to be right now 42: The last thing I ate 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately 44: A random fact about anything

the-griffons-saddlebag

⚔️ 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Crack of Thunder Weapon (longsword), very rare (requires attunement) ___

While holding this sword, you have resistance to lightning damage. When you hit with an attack using this magic sword, the target takes an extra 1d6 lightning damage.

𝙀𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙮 𝙎𝙪𝙧𝙜𝙚. Before you make an attack with this weapon, you can cause it to split apart into a group of bladed segments. The segments are suspended in the air and are held together by a powerful electrical force. The reach of your attack is increased by 15 feet, and any target you hit with it takes an extra 2d6 lightning damage from the attack, instead of 1d6. Hit or miss, cracks of thunder erupt from the point of impact. Each creature within 10 feet of the target (other than you) must succeed on a DC 16 Constitution saving throw or take 3d6 thunder damage. If you hit the target with the attack, it makes the saving throw with disadvantage. The weapon then returns to its normal form. This property of the weapon can’t be used again until 8 hours have passed or until 10 or more lightning damage is dealt to you (before applying resistance or immunity).

𝙇𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙍𝙤𝙙. Whenever a creature within 40 feet of you takes lightning damage, you can use your reaction to take some or all of that lightning damage instead. When you do, electricity arcs from the other creature to you. You choose how much lightning damage to reduce the triggering effect by; you then take that amount of lightning damage instead. ___

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