[wisewendie]

Simply the best!

[funnytwittertweets]

[doccywhomst]

[wisewendie]

Poivrons cocotte aux poireaux et lardons.

[beardedmrbean]

[rosaliesbigtiddygothgf]

[wisewendie]

Korean night !

[wisewendie]

[sweetoothgirl]

Sugar Cookies

[angel0logy]

Beautifully said.

[jasper-rolls]

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

[hotvampireadjacent]

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

[every1one]

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest. About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into the house, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar male voice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.

You can see this happen at 2:36:30

As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“

I’m howling

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dued was probably plannign on swiping whatever he could carry anyway but decided his goods would be haunted as shit.

[charlesoberonn]

It says "Invest"

[charlesoberonn]

[hehe-food-deactivated20210615]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Folgers CEO

[introvertedmebook]

[sandmandaddy69]

[timbourinedrake]

The police minding their own business at the crime scene:

Batman in the corner:

[stony-lisa-deactivated20240728]

Lord of the rings

I present to you: this blessed group.

[trashofreylo]

ARROW CAPACITY KILLED ME

[maskydoo-old]

[cassandracalin]

Cheers to my caterpillar sister, Koko, for her brilliant observation 🦋

[funnytwittertweets]