Just some thoughts...

Have you ever wanted something so bad it hurts, but you don't know how to start? I'd like to be a writer one day, and this is where you'll be able to see my first stories. :)

[chriisevanss]

Concept Art for Disney’s Tangled.

[ruinedchildhood]

Also, know that it’s okay for us to say we’re crazy but you? Hi, you can never say that to us.

[thesecretyouknow]

Apparently Judi Dench got bored one day and they created a Les Mis barricade character for her in  May 2004 for just one performance.

Holy shit that must have  been hilarious to see.

[thefleetstreetvicomte]

Here’s a picture:

[thefleetstreetvicomte]

Dame Judi Dench in Les Mis (May 2004)

[eppiesue]

“As the show started, the announcement was made: ‘At tonight’s performance the role of Javert will be played by Nic Greenshields, the role of Enjolras will be played by Alexis James, and in Act Two in the barricade scene Dame Judi Dench will appear as Madam Lafarge’.

“And, indeed, Dame Judi appeared in a suitably drab costume and mob-cap. She handed some ammunition up the barricade; she helped tie Javert to the chair; she was then hit by a flying bullet and sank dramatically over a table and was then helped offstage by one of the chorus. In total - say just under two minutes onstage!

“Dame Judi is appearing in the theatre next door and apparently has some 45 minutes between scenes. Yesterday she popped next door and said it would be fun if she could walk on at the start of the barricade scene since she had the time available and is a great fan of ‘Les Mis’. They had a quick five minute rehearsal between shows yesterday and tonight - on she went.” (source including more photos)

[choking-on-ellipses]

That is the best thing I’ve ever heard.

[snugglebearinc]

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

george lucas: *made star wars*

george lucas: *set up education foundation*

george lucas: *gave the 4 billion money from the star wars sale to charity*

george lucas: *donated $100,000 to try and fight the ban on same-sex marriage*

goerge lucas: *advocated for free internet in schools*

george lucas: *joined his wife mellody hobson in donating 10 million to bring more racial diversity into usc*

george lucas: *financed low-cost housing development in california*

george lucas: *made the prequel star wars*

star wars fanboys: he is the worst person to have ever existed. the worst person in the movie industry. he ruined my life i hope he dies

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

I’m thinking about her

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

forbidden fruit

[isaacmemes]

Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much?

[kitswulf]

Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It’s got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red-seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this “fruit” has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it.

As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he’s a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul-tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it’s basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that’s what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win.

[riickgrimes]

[micdotcom]

[thabougieone]

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!

[itsagifnotagif]

“Accidentally”

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[cpt-tightpants]

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[windycityteacher-deactivated202]

WOAH WHAT?

[ice-light-red-deactivated201611]

That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like “Brown big cat” and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened.

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[blonde-vulcan-deactivated201608]

This is sO GOOD

[zooophagous]

*To the tune of “We Built this City*: I PET THIS KITTY

[caelarue-deactivated20181217]

I PET THIS KITTY AND BOOP ITS NOSE

[john-green-out-of-context]

The whole point of being alive is to take baths.

John Green (via john-green-out-of-context)

[thepigeongazette]

this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination

[zwischendenstuehlen]

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

[bluelightseven-deactivated20140]

[allofthefeelings]

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

[neil-gaiman]

I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.

[somethingfangirly]

I am literally crying from how cute this is

[now-theres-a-spoiler-for-you]

@space-and-thyme

[theeighthsense]

@joe_keery: Don’t worry y'all my sister is giving me Twitter lessons, I’ll get the hang of this.