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This is my buddy Jose.

Jose is suffering from kidney failure and is near death at this point. He’s had it since he was about 2 years old and had a kidney transplant when he was 8, but it failed again. Now he’s 18 and needs another transplant. The operation was...

alotofbeautyinordinarythings

heckayeah

american sex ed

*gets plastic surgery done on your attitude*

#funny #text posts #comedy #laughing #relatable #im stupid #text #funny text #teen relatable

bronephreinel-deactivated201405

Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms

cinnamontoastcrises

what THE FUCK

I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW

raesoldblog

FUCK YOU

transfishman

this also works for “can’t help falling in love”

partymanyeah

also working for “thong song”

tardisity-deactivated20180723

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

pizza

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

seshrat

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

fatherofthebride

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

gucciandbanana

fuck anyone who says shit about girls wearing leggings as pants

gay boy: hey man you look good today

straight boy: oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment

straight boy: [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]

zechv

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

cicadachild-deactivated20191130

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

princess-missyy

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”