Procrastination Incarnate

Female | January 20th | 18 | I blog mostly about fandoms, animals, and art + writing | Art blog: @witch-bomb-art | Artist, writer, occasional video editor | Requests for fake Facebook conversations are currently CLOSED.

[witch-bomb]

Ezor: AAAAAAAAA!

Acxa: Good AAAAA or bad AAAAA?

Ezor: Just general hollering

Acxa: Okay valid

Zethrid: Just in a constant state of screaming

[stimman3000]

im rlly whatever the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl is.,. depressed goblin nightmare man . thatsa me

[thethighshavespoken]

[witch-bomb]

Krofia: I lost you once, I'm not going to lose you again

Keith: (Jeopardy music)

[siderealsandman]

fandom as a whole is migrating away from a mutual appreciation of a story and towards an endless cycle of nitpicking and discourse and frankly that’s just Exhausting

[siderealsandman]

Its just an endless stream of “you’re doing it wrong”. You’re reading this wrong, you’re appreciating this character wrong, you’re appreciating this character too much, you’re not appreciating this character enough, its not enough that I don’t like this pairing but it’s wrong to like it, you’re enjoying this wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

And honestly it’s just tiring.

[witch-bomb]

A bouqueh

[fairysuku]

What the fuck. Haggar is Shiro’s fbi guy. 

[witch-bomb]

I finished season 5

So glad these kids are finding their parents

[illuminosity]

team ‘enemies to lovers’ or team ‘friends to lovers’?

[jirosabu694206661997]

enemies to friends to lovers you fool you absolute buffoon

[teamskullfuckyeah]

SOMEBODY ON YOUTUBE HACKED THE GAME SO THEY COULD GET SKITTY TO DO THE LIGHT THAT BURNS THE SKY AND ITS SO FUCKIGM FUNNY I WANT TO CRY LOOK AT HOW SMALL SKITTY IS COMPARED TO HIS ENERGY THING IMANAJA

[giushia]

So, i was late-reading ft and had my first glimpse of Invel and seriously How Can Such Beauty EXIST?

IS THE CHARM OF AN ICE MAGE MY DEAR ANON

[bad-rwbyaus]

West side of patch, born and raised - In signal is where I spent most of my days - Chillin out maxin, relaxin all cool - Huntin grimm with my sis outside the school - when a couple of thugs, they were startin a fuss - tryna rob this old man and all of his dust - I got in one little fight and my dad started freakin - and he said "your movin with your sister in vale to beacon".

[ezrodraws]

trying to get back to doodling landscapes again

[silverhawk]

this bird genuinely looks so Gothic™ to me that i had to show everyone in its own post so

its called the long-tailed widowbird and i think its just genuinely so Cool Looking and wanted to appreciate its long tail some more

[silverhawk]

you have to see them flying too i

nyOO-

NYOOOOOM

[bad-rwbyaus]

Yang: what's in your flask, vodka? Qrow: I only drink molten plastic, dumb thotticus.

[glumshoe]

I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it.

[shredsandpatches]

I got “topheavy cishet”

[bravemercutio]

Parallel parking bisexual

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

yes I will absolutely try these

[formlessvoidbeast]

a blog: *follows me*

me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.

guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*

me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.

guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.

me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…

[a-girl-with-three-eyes-deactiva]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[deathshadowrules]

This is my level of dramatic