witch of the waste @witch-ofthe-waste - Tumblr Blog

kiriatifr

Two of them

flightrising

Clear your browser cache and that should resolve! 🥰

#mirror universe fr where shadow flight is the smallest and the arcanist is the oldest

stardust-raptor-fr

Commissioned to draw some lovely dragons in love :)

diskoelizjum

this is the best dragon ever

evilwizard

not to vagueblog but some of you are clearly experiencing dragon madness

diskoelizjum

this is the best dragon ever

flightrising

10/10 no notes

oddfamiliar

Merry Eggmas and a Happy New Egg

strangely-named-dragons-blog

submitted by antifeature

shaniae-rising

What year is this

kazooz

There’s so much more going on with this picture and it’s making me absolutely flip my lid over just how ridiculous it is. So this is from the game “Flight Rising,” which is basically a really cool and on-going virtual pet game that’s basically Neopets, but with DRAGONS. It’s pretty neat. The highlight of this game is that the dragons are all customizable, have their own unique set of genes, and there’s also a breeding aspect. Depending on the type of dragon, there’s a different “cool-down time” in which you can breed these dragons, which can range waiting anywhere between 15 to 35 consecutive days. REAL LIFE DAYS. You can’t manually adjust the clock on your computer to accomplish this, only old-fashioned waiting will count. On top of that, you have to manually click an “incubate” button on the brooding dragon’s nest 5 days in a row in order to successfully hatch a nest of eggs on the sixth day. And depending on the type of dragons you breed, you might only get 1-5 eggs, with a maximum cap of 4 eggs per clutch if the mating dragons are of the same breed. Getting 5 eggs in a single clutch is so uncommon, that there’s even an in-game achievement for it.

And this is the thing that gets me: all of these dragons are offspring from the same parent dragon, so in order to accomplish this, they not only had to write all of the lyrics in the song correctly AND assign the correct lyrics to each individual dragon baby based on hatching order, they also had to potentially WAIT upwards of an ENTIRE MONTH OR MORE between *each and every* hatching, in small batches of 1-5 dragons AT A TIME, in order to write the full lyrics. The amount of patience and sheer dedication to perfectly execute something of this precise level is absolutely phenomenal. ALL OF THIS, FOR A FUNNY SONG ABOUT LLAMAS FROM A SILLY, ANCIENT FLASH VIDEO FROM THE VINTAGE YEAR OF 2004 DEVIANTART MEMES.

Just… bless the internet.

vaiyamagic

I just searched for one of these dragons and found out the parents’ names are AlbinoBlackSheep and Newgrounds!!

vaiyamagic

I was thinking about this again, because it’s so funny and so stupid, I love it.

Anyway, the breeding cooldown for the parents is 15 days, so it’s the shortest cooldown they can have, and the dragons are different breeds, so the 5 egg nest is possible. All of the children on this list have been exalted, which essentially means they’ve been taken out of the game, no one can own them anymore, so they can never be renamed, and the list remains pure.

vulkun

anomalous-nekomata

I am so sad thorntails are ancient for one reason and one reason only. Could you fucking imagine what the marva eyes would look like on those things.

pocketss

Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

dovewithscales

I love Tumblr’s holiday traditions.

dzamie

‘tis the season, time to reblog pocketss halloween flight rising comic

yesornopolls

Have you ever played the online forum game Flight Rising?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 14, 2025

acelien-fr

I love how broad tastes run on Flight Rising. Someone shares an image of the gorgeous dragon they just got and from my perspective it's the ugliest creature I've ever seen in my life. Most game of all time

tacticianlyra-fr

How long has Artifracture been in beta for?

tinygryphon-58570

Since September 13th, 2015 (link)

#lol #feels like they forgot about it with everything else they're working on

888-fr

No-Hit Boss Killer

I made this build about a month ago, but I don't think I've properly introduced frblr to THE CLOBBER.

Kill ANY boss in any venue on a cold start. Grind in lvl 25 venues hitless, forever. Yes, it works in any venue and any boss. Yes, it slots perfectly into a team of 133 STR general grinders. Yes, it costs less than 45g to build. No, you don't need another eliminate.

888-fr

The Clobber Build

Guide Forum and discussion thread go into more detail.

You only need 110 QCK to use this, meaning low level dragons can help train themselves. This runs Discipline for the extra breath, Regenerate for general grinding, and Contuse so extra turns can be used to help your fighters skip a turn of Scratch.

For Bosses:

Put the Clobber at the end of your team.

For starting on bosses, have a fighter Haste the Clobber once. The Clobber should Meditate, Meditate, Clobber the boss.

Scratch with your fighters.

Clobber and Meditate between boss turns. Fighters Scratch and build up breath. Repeat.

For regular grinding:

Have two fighters Scratch and Elim two enemies. Clobber will stun the third.

The Clobber has an extra turn to stun 4-pack mobs. You can use that extra turn to heal off unlucky dodges, build breath back up, or whatever else.

If you have extra breath or turns, use the Clobber to Contuse the remaining enemy twice. Two Contuses from the Clobber is equivalent to a Scratch from a 133, allowing the next dragon in the turn order to Eliminate the enemy immediately.

Testimonials

#come back to this #worth a try

strawbebbyy-fr

the longer you're on flight rising the more distorted your sense of a dragon or outfit being 'too busy' becomes. like a frog in a pan of water slowly boiling. the outfits i make now would have killed me 2 years ago