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eroscestlavie

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

eroscestlavie

teaboot

yall aren’t gonna believe this

teaboot

I swear to god I tried to grab my phone but I couldn’t without ruining the moment

He wouldn’t lEAVE

teaboot

I’m so fucking proud of my weird wet son

teaboot

IT IS A THING NOW

teaboot

Important update: it has been several weeks and little mans still needs to inspect and rub his face on the shower head every single night before bed so after washing up and putting on my jimjams I then have to get up on a stool like

everyday-cutephoto

bokuwachikuwa

idlelizard

This rare creature is known as the lesser long-nosed store jar. It can sniff out any manner of small treats to swallow and hold within its belly.

idlelizard

also fond of this angle

clowns0up-felix

Happy birthday majoras mask :3c , old ass game

Stills here ^_^

catchymemes

makahitaki

aquilacalvitium

titsay

guardian of the forest

titsay

orange

homunculus-argument

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.