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[witchtips]

💖 Valentine’s Day Sachet 💖

For an anxiety free, content day no matter who you’re spending it with or how you’re choosing to spend it.

Ingredients

Dried Rose Petal 🌹

Dried Apricot 🍑

Citrine or Rose Quartz 💎

Chamomile 🍃

A small piece of paper with your desires for Valentine’s Day written in ink 📝

Directions

Take your piece of paper and describe your hopes and desires for the day (ex; I will not be fixated on the day being perfect, I will enjoy the company of my significant other without anxiety, and they will love my gift). 🖋️

Place your ingredients in your bag starting with the folded paper, then the rose, followed by the apricot and crystal, and ending with the chamomile.  📝 🌹🍑💎🍃

Close the sachet securely and place it under your pillow the night before Valentine’s Day (or whatever day you plan on celebrating). 😴

[thenouveauwitch]

little witchy things to do 🌿

- make a spell and weave it into a friendship bracelet

- stirring sigils your morning coffee or tea 

- look through thrift stores for old candles or objects that you are drawn too

- embroidering sigils into your clothes or bags for a constant boost

- meditating to calm yourself and reduce stress

- colour coordinate your outfit with your intent for the day

- take walks in nature and just focus on the surroundings

- carry crystals to motivate you 

[hgk477]

How to enter your subconscious

WARNING: Do not attempt this between 2am-6am. The subconscious is most active during these hours and exploring it then may lead to great injury, memory loss, or brain damage. Use caution.

You will need an empty room with a ceiling fan, 4 white candles (ensure they’re unscented), a box of matches, and a large cotton blanket.

Enter the room and lock the door. Turn the ceiling fan on the lowest setting.

Spread the blanket out on the floor directly under the fan. Set a candle on each corner.

Light each candle, beginning with the candle on the most northern side of the blanket. Light the others, going counterclockwise.

The last candle will be difficult to light. Your subconscious is resisting you. Try to think calm thoughts. The candle should light now.

If for some reason the candle is refusing to light, you need to blow out the remaining ones, turn off the fan, fold the blanket, and exit the room. Your subconscious does not want you to enter. Attempting to do so again will most definitely cause injury, memory loss, or permanent brain damage.

Once the last candle lights, put the box of matches in your pocket, lie down on the blanket, and stare at the fan. Only think about staring at the fan.

After a few minutes you will become very thirsty. Do not move. This is your subconscious attempting to distract you. It doesn’t want you to enter.

By now you will want nothing more than to drink something. If you move, it has blocked you out. You will never be able to enter.

After 3 hours have passed, the urge will go away. You have passed the first test.

You will now hear a ringing in your ears. It will grow louder. Lie very still.

Close your eyes. When the ringing stops, open them again. You are almost there. Continue staring at the fan.

Now you are unable to move. Do not try to move. The door will slowly open.

A man in a long black coat will step in the room. Do not look at his face.

He will reach out his hand to you. Take it. He will help you stand up.

Blow out the candles. You have reached your subconscious.

The man will be gone. You may now explore.

Beware: if at any time the man shows up again, go with him. This means that it is no longer safe. He will take you back home.

When you want to return, simply light a match. He will come and take you back.

Use caution, if you stay for too long, it may force you out. Be safe.

More guides

How to live among the stars

How to befriend your sleep paralysis demon

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[reimenaashelyee]

Old art I refound on the computer. Witches designed as their familiars.

[onapathtofreedom]

Witch Tip!

If you need to seal something, for say a small jar, with wax, you can use crayola crayons! It’s colourful and effective. Use a colour that corresponds with your spell.

[heatherwitch]

Mentally ill witchcraft: For your symptoms

It’s really common to find witchy mental illness/health related content that is catered towards specific illnesses (usually anxiety and depression). This is more catered to specific symptoms.

Witchcraft is to be used as a supplement to proper medical care, medication and therapy - not as a sole alternative!

Anger:

Amethyst anger release spell

Easy anger release spell

A quick way to cool anger

Anger dispersion magic tea

Anger reducing bath

Bath spell to release anger

“I channel my anger in a healthy, safe and productive manner” sigil

“My anger is under control” sigil

This masterpost

Anxiety:

Anti-anxiety shower spell

Soothing bath spell

Rainy day anxiety spell

I will be okay spell

Anti-anxiety spell jar

Anti-anxiety spell charm

Anti-anxiety tea

Brain Fog + Memory:

ADHD concentration spell bottle

Brainfog lifting

“Brainfog begone” sigil

Rosemary memory spell

Finding things/ memory spell

Memory and concentration spell

Memory enhancement sachet

Memory and awareness spell bottle 

Depression:

Post-depressive-episode bath spell

Ease my depression spell bottle

“Last hope” spell for depression

Anti-depression tea

Gems for depression

Disassociation: 

Spell for disassociation 

Witch’s disassociation bracelet 

“Anti-disassociation” sigil

“I am grounded and in control of my emotions + reactions” sigil

Fatigue:

Spell for energy

Energy gain spell

Energy jar

Energy bath

Crystals for fatigue

“No fatigue” sigil

“Energy” sigil

“I am energetic” sigil

“I have the energy to take a shower” sigil

Flashbacks/trauma

Spell to release emotional blockage

Piece by piece trauma healing spell

Healing from childhood trauma spell bottle

Spell bottle for reassurance 

“My trauma does not hold me back” sigil

Insomnia + nightmares:

Restful sleep and sweet dreams sachet

Sleep crystal spell

Stuffed animal sleep spell

Sleep easy spell sachet

Sleepy witch tip

Nightmare ward charm

Nightmare repellent

Nightmare prevention - crystals and herbs

Dream witch nightmare tips

Intrusive thoughts:

OCD assistance bath

Spell to ward against intrusive thoughts

Spell to control intrusive thoughts

Banish intrusive thoughts incantation

Banishing unwanted thoughts spell

Intrusive thought banishing spell

“I am in control of my OCD” sigil 

Panic attacks:

Panic attack relief pouch

Anti-panic attack spell earrings

Rose Quartz calming spell

“Ease my panic attacks” sigil

“I have less panic attacks” sigil

Paranoia:

Crystals for paranoia

“My paranoia does not control me” sigil

“I don’t let paranoid thoughts overcome me” sigil

“My paranoia does not affect me” sigil

Picking (hair, skin, etc.):

Ease skin picking spell

“I resist the urge to pick my skin” sigil

“I keep from picking” sigil

“My trichotillomania is under control” sigil

“I don’t pull out my hair or eyelashes” sigil

“I am in control and resist the desire to pick my hair” sigil

Mood Swings/Emotional Balance: 

Increasing your emotional tolerance spell

Crystals for BPD

“I regulate my emotions well”

“I am happy and do not have mood swings” sigil

If anyone has content on a category I wasn’t able to include, or for a category that is lacking, feel free to send it my way and I’ll get a part two started for this post! Click [here] for the chronically ill symptoms masterpost. 

[fullmoondoe]

Simple Spell for making people feel loved

I use this is for friends, family members, significant others, etc. that are having a rough time and just need to know they’re loved and cared for. 

 🔮Materials:

 - Candle 

- paper 

- cinnamon 

- fire-safe tin/jar/container

 - pencil

 🔮To do:

 - light your candle 

- write the name of the person you want to feel loved on your small piece of paper (preferably first and last so it for sure goes to that person) 

-dip your paper in the flame so it starts burning and drop it in your jar (try not to burn yourself!) 

 - while it burns chant (change pronouns as necessary): “With this I ask of all my might to let her know I love her day and night. May these flames bring the ashes to the skies and may it let them be sparks in her eyes Please let her know that I do care, let her know that I am there. Please never let her be alone, and let my love become her own.” 

-after all of the paper is burned sprinkle a bit of cinnamon over the ashes for extra love and protection. 

 - to make this work faster sprinkle ashes over the soil but this is not required.

[magickranes]

Spell for When Someone Dead-Names You

Use for when someone dead names you, asks for your “real name,” or any other inquiry that’s douchey.

1. Obtain a large crystal that repels negative energy (obsidian, black tourmaline, etc.)

2. Throw it at their fucking mouth.

[cxrnvcxpia-deactivated20200416]

Binding a Recurring Nightmare

This is a spell to bind a recurring unpleasant dream or part of it, to keep it from coming back.

You will need:

A piece of black string

A binding sigil of your own design

A piece of paper

Black string

Something sticky - honey, molasses, rose water etc.

A candle (optional)

I like to work by candlelight, so if you agree, start by lighting a candle. On your piece of paper, draw the binding sigil (the ink should be black for added effect). Then take your string and place it on the sigil, matching the shape as best you can (it may take a bit of time and struggle). Say a few words that match your intention, if you like, or play a fitting song in the background and sing along. Once you have your string positioned, drip your sticky substance over it. Don’t cover it fully just drip a bit in random places, you want to be able to handle it. Pick it up afterwards and tie it into a leash shape, like a noose.

Hang this over your bed or near it before you go to bed. Leave it there until you have the nightmare one final time. Afterwards, the nightmare has been bound - you can dispose of the string in whatever way you feel fit.

Crystals and herbs to have on hand to enhance the spell:

Black Tourmaline

Obsidian

Hematite

Lavender

Rosemary

Peppermint

Blessings and sleep well ✨

[wuvsbian]

Bi Witch Flag ♥

[herbwicc]

Made more of my Allergy Relief herbal blend, I really should just make a huge jar of this because I use it so often and it works so well??

It has nettle leaf, elderflower, elderberry, gingko leaf, holy basil, and peppermint and IT’S SERIOUSLY A LIFE SAVER IF YOU HAVE REALLY BAD SEASONAL ALLERGIES LIKE ME

[melswitchyside]

(Are allergies still seasonal if they happen all the time? Dust and mold, lol)

[herbwicc]

No but I feel you, I’m allergic to pretty much everything around me lol

[bbywitchblr]

drop the recipe! and dumb question maybe, but I can’t see how it’s used? like, do you snort it?

[herbwicc]

It’s all of the dry herbs listed above (nettle leaf, elderflower, elderberry, ginko leaf, holy basil, and peppermint) in equal parts into a jar, then 2-3 tablespoons of the mix into a teabag, then when I put boiling water into a cup with the tea bag in it I cover it and let it steep for a reeaally long time, like 10 minutes so it’s really strong. Then I usually warm it up again and add honey or sugar :) you drink it as a tea.

[necromanticryptid]

Sorry I can’t come over my tarot cards said no

[supine-aesthetic]

[debbie-sketch]

Local vampire thinks he can blend in with the modern boyz

IG: @debbiebalboa

Twitter:  @DebbieBalboa

[haiikyuus-remade]

things all girls want to do:

• become medusa

• dance naked around a fire in the woods w other ladies

• eat men

• let their eyes roll back in their head and speak in tongues

• eat men