ducks space

Duck | 21 | ive had this blog since i was 12 | hey, are you gonna eat that?

[i-am-a-fish]

no more dichotomies. I would like to introduce you to my friends Both, Neither, and Something else entirely

[wordfather]

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[wordfather]

me when i fucking GET you

[wordfather]

[teathattast]

[treecitysessions]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[isopodcore]

its woodcock season, baby!

[scp372]

giant isopod is like what if magical creatures were real but just out of your reach. what if there was an animal that was generally really small but we made ONE that was actually the exact size you have dreamed about for it to be a normal house pet. but you both evolved to be unable to survive in each other’s environment. even experts (aquariums) struggle to conduct an environment in which they can survive and thrive, so you may never see one even behind glass. they may as well be unicorns. just one of the many ways life taunts me

[hangsawoman]

NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY EVEN LARKS AND KATYDIDS ARE SUPPOSED BY SOME TO DREAM

[boccher]

[hurglewurm]

collecting the last batch of requests !! some beasts

a salamander, requested by @milk-of-the-pearl (this is specifically the small-mouth salamander because they're funny)

a penguin and an owl who are friends, requested by @haruatori

a sea otter, requested by @sunchipz

a muskrat, requested by @thesunwillshineclearer

a giraffe, requested by @blindhades

[scoutology]

#crysobbing

[hyped-up-on-girl-pills]

When I was a little boy dad was always telling me to get a pair of dykes and now he’s all confused as to why I’m a polyamorous lesbian like it wasn’t his idea.

[hyped-up-on-girl-pills]

So I went ahead and had this page up in case someone asked me what the fuck this post is about but I NEED to share this:

when in doubt, dyke it out

[1dietcokeinacan]

Daily reminder that economists are useless hacks who should not be listened to under most if not all circumstances

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[depsidase]

[steelycunt]

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!