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A summary of last night’s stream with @paperboxhouse​

[starlightshoe]

mim. *hearty laugh* sos. kay, now let me-HOW AM I GONNA GET MIM WHEN I ONLY HAVE A BUCKAYEYUP? well you gotta SUCC and you gotta SUCC ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ SUCC  ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ seis. I CAN’T SEIS, I’M DWITCH. not with that attitude you 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖋. [break for chuckling]       DON’T YOU CALL ME A FRrᵣ rᵣʳᵣᵣ ₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃᵃₐ ᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵧʸᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸ I’M SWIS. you better. FUF. and then, you better BRRROOB, cause if you don’t BROOB, you’re NOTHING but a NOTHING and then the NOTHING becomes a NOTHING and then you’re NOTHING as a 𝓙𝓞𝓙 and then you’re NOTHING 𝓢𝓞𝓢 and then you think you’re thatthe top and you’re the Bottom and you’re a 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 and youRearAvoovavoovavsusadSON. shis. I’ve been epIC, pa-

[hashtagyorlosalfie]

I… I legitimately can’t tell, did someone do sentence mixing on this clip or are they just somehow doing the most dead-on impression of sentence-mixing shitposting to ever be captured on audio?

[possqueen]

they are actually doing dead on impressions of YTP mixing and they did this for like a solid hour

[chromichromi]

i found these old sticker sheets. if you want to print them and cut them out for yourself and your friends, go for it! i printed them on label paper to make stickers.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shoutydwarf]

some of y’all never journeyed deep into the fade in ancient ruins and battlefields to see the dreams of lost civilizations, watched as hosts of spirits clash to re-enact the bloody past in ancient wars both famous and forgotten and it shows

[corpish]

when i was a freshman our RA’s name was Hunter but he was vegan so we ended up nicknaming him Gatherer and i still haven’t gotten over that lmao

[thisiswhereipoststuffs]

During high school, some of us German students went on this exchange trip to Europe. One of the kids in our group was named Myles, and so we decided to call him Kilometers while we were staying in Europe

[elbenherzart]

So yeah, I played Dragon Age Inquisition for the first time and romanced Solas without knowing who he is.  What can I say? I’m deep down into Solavellan hell and freaking love the complexity of his character. If i can, I’ll save him. (after I punched my fist into his face ofc) A dark part of me also wants to join him and see the world burn. :’) There seems to be some discourse around this character, especially here on Tumblr, which I understand, but I wanted to express that liking an antagonist/villain doesn’t mean you are okay with their actions, or even excuse them. A lot of people seem to mix this up. I’m bored by characters who have no issues to solve and are morally perfect. To interest me, a character needs to have flaws, problems and issues to solve. Frankly, we all have. Some more than others, but no one of us is 100% good and perfect. Fiction is not meant to be taken literally. We all have our dark parts no one knows about and I don’t like it when people see the world only in black and white. It simply isn’t. Humans are messy and complicated beings.  Don’t judge people for liking problematic characters. 

[daily-self-depreciation]

[thesleevia-deactivated20220311]

The Philosopher’s Stone

[lesserjoke]

[kitty]

[pastaandgirls]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Windsor Star, Ontario, November 1, 1958 

[1dietcokeinacan]

LMFAOOOO get him aunty climax

[hargreevesklaus]

you always seem so carefree. i wanna be like you.                                                       trust me, trust me. you don’t want that.

[messy-kobalt]

When it’s time to pet your cat

[lovelyardie]

In foookin HOWLIN

[skootdawg]

Sperm whale mimics a spinning diver.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Humans: *encounters Earth’s Largest Carnivore, who would could swallow them whole, probably*

Human: … Spin?

Earth’s largest carnivore, with a brain that weighs almost as much as this naked beach ape*: SPIN!

[regaldragonempress]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPERM WHALES ARE CARNIVORES

I THOUGHT THEY ATE KRILL AND STUFF LIKE OTHER WHALES

[gallusrostromegalus]

Nope! Sperm whales eat extremely large deep-sea squids, like the Giant and Colossal Squids. They have also been known to opportunistically eat dead whales, sharks, and seals, but not actively hunt them. They got real big teeth for it too:

However, they only have teeth on thier bottom jaw!  they have corresponding holes in their top jaw for the teeth to lock into, which makes hanging onto a slippery, boneless squid:

It should be noted that the human here isn’t in particular danger of being eaten on purpose, but an accidental swing of it’s multi-ton head, a clip from the teeth, or being directly in the line of it’s sonar could seriously injure or kill them- Divers that have been in the direct line of echolocation for a sperm whale calf have described being hit with the soundwave like “being kicked by a horse” and some have suffered internal organ damage.  Sperm whales, like other large whales, aren’t particularly aggressive towards humans, but they are still very large wild animals who behave in unpredictable ways.

I know that in US waters, it’s illegal to intentionally come within 300 yards of any whale or dolphin, and if one appears closer you should turn off your engine or stop paddling to avoid accidental injury to you or it.  This human is doing something dangerous and ill-advised, but it’s still hopeful that we can love something like a 130,000 lb deep-diving, squid-eating Oceanic former ungulate.

[extremelyloudgamerkeyboard]

Im.sorry I’ve lived my entire life not realizing that echolocation could possibly be felt and I have to come to terms with the fact that whales have sonic attacks

[limii-circulate]

1st Sparda family meeting & pizza party. 

[valtsv]

you ever depression nap for too long and wake up feeling like a giant salamander

[valtsv]

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