Now for a little bit more personalized spread.
Tefnut, are you willing to work with my other patron?: Yes.
Wepwawet, are you willing to work with my other patron?: Yes.
Hathor, are you willing to work with my other patron?: Yes.
Sekhmet, are you willing to work with my other patron?: No.
Thoth, are you willing to work with my other patron?: Yes.
Tefnut, are you still interested in me?: No, you are too confused, brutal, and too chaotic.
Wepwawet, are you still interested in me?: Yes, I will give you choices, fantasy, and the power over illusion.
Hathor, are you still interested in me?: Yes, I will give you action, adventure, and provide you fearlessness.
Sekhmet, are you still interested in me?: Yes, I will give you opportunities, prosperity, and new ventures.
Thoth, are you still interested in me?: No, you have lingering resentment, a desire to reconcile with somebody, and a desire to forgive somebody you shouldn’t.
The problem is, I was really hoping to work with you. I was also hoping to work with Isis, Heka, and you.: Then you lost an opportunity and missed your chance.
Would Isis reconsider?: No.
Would Heka reconsider?: Yes.
Would Thoth reconsider?: No.
So, Wepwawet, Hathor, and Heka is left.
Wepwawet, I understand your a war God and a funerary God. I don’t often fight or partake in funerals, so I think I’ll have to pass on you.: Well, you’re impulsive, overbearing, and have unachievable expectations.
Hathor, I understand you’re the Mother and you deal in romance and sex. Are you still ok working with me, even if I don’t want to be a mother?: No, you’re too lazy, you obsess over things, and you work without reward.
So, do you think I could be a mother? Do you want me to be a mother?: Yes, but it would require sacrifice.
But, I really don’t want to have kids. So if being a mother is required to worship you, I think I’ll pass, sorry.: I understand you don’t want kids, you want a community and a home.
So you want me to be a mother, but you understand why I don’t want to be?: Yes.
I’m still going to have to pass. Motherhood just isn’t for me.
Heka, I’m most thrilled working with you. Since you’re the magic God, I hope I’ll live up to your name.: You will have joy, success, celebration, and positivity.
