being nice sucks

s e b a s t i a n ☠ s m y t h e witch - 19 - super hot so i'm a bit of an asshole sometimes, but i am trying to turn over a new leaf. i'm single and always ready to mingle, but my heart actually belongs to coffee, hot people, singing, dancing, and traveling. you'll most likely find me at the bar.

[timedisplxced-deactivated201903]

Dear members of HAZEL RUN and everyone who knows this rp!

No, not talking to the imbeciles that call themselves your admins.

Let me introduce to you, your shitheads of admins:

We have all received messages about us needing to reply to more starters. I have ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS pointed out to our admins that I have a full-time job. I think we can all agree that real life responsibilities are more important than some made up fictional universe on the internet.

Upon bringing this up, I have been told again and again, that I’m not who they are referring to. That in fact, I am someone they use as an example. (or ‘explain’ if you want)

I have been told that I ‘shouldn’t feel attacked’ because they weren’t talking about me.

When I said, that I was under the impression that the rp was in a good place and that there are simply too many people here for us to be able to reply to everyone, this shit storm is what I got (guilt tripping much?):

All without actually letting me get a word in. Nice isn’t it?

Guess what else. I asked for a semi-hiatus multiple times but I was ignored.

Meanwhile, Admin L has been ignoring me on her characters ever since she rejoined the RP.

Both Admins have three characters; each one of them on a permanent hiatus.

Admin S has been dropping our threads over and over again.

There’s a billion things missing on the main. The bios are incomplete, stuff is tagged wrong, etc. But sure, they’re sooooo busy.

Now, as you have probably seen. My character has been ‘reopened’ (yes, ‘my character’ in the literal sense, I came up with her) and this is the message I got from our lovely (please note the sarcasm) Admin L:

While our dear (sarcasm again) Admin S has decided to draw in her horns and is hiding on her characters blogs. Here, I would like to point out that she only replied after L had already ‘taken care of things’.

All in all, the admins off this RP are the worst admins I’ve ever had to deal with and I’ve been rping on tumblr for six years. I feel sorry for everyone who chooses to remain part of this rp. But I guess now that you know what kind of people they are, it’s your choice and I really shouldn’t. They are the most unkind, manipulative and plain out the most two-faced people you will meet in the entire community.

[witchsmythe-blog]

lmao wow thnx for copying my bio/app!!!!!!! you change/add a few things but it’s literally still word for word lmfao fuck y’all i’m glad i left this shitty rp with its shitty admins :) :) :) :) :) 

[jaimematthewsaf]

That’s absolutely true. I would love to watch you – Especially if there are any girls there. Oh, that sound fabulous! We shall give those people the night of their lifes. We truly are, and who knows, I might just join you in this exotic career and we can spread our hotness. 

[witchsmythe-blog]

Then you’ll be happy to know there are always pretty girls that visit, and some that dance. We’d be quite the pair. Plus the money is good, too. 

[bangtansgenius-blog]

Lap dance | Stevie & Sebastian

[bangtansgenius-blog]

Stevie had been pretty much lost in his own little world when Sebastian came up behind him and so he couldn’t help when a surprised squeak escaped his throat as he jumped at the sudden voice. He turned, eyes adjusting to the sight of Sebastian as his brain finally caught up with everything. He glanced down at the fake ID just as his cheeks broke out in a blush at the sort-of-pet-name. 

“Hey.. Uh, Sebastian.” He replied with a nervous smile, looking back up from the ID to the man in question. “You look good.” He was saying before he could really stop himself, the words securing that blush on his cheeks for even longer. “I mean.. you.. you look cute. Or.. handsome. You.. yeah.” He stammered out, before dropping his gaze again, wincing at himself. No wonder he never got dates. “Thanks.. for this.” He quickly said, holding up the ID to try and avoid Sebastian saying or mentioning anything about how nervous Stevie was.

[witchsmythe-blog]

Sebastian couldn’t stop himself from letting out a soft chuckle at Stevie’s reaction. It was probably his favorite part of hanging out with the innocent-looking ones, the way their faces would fluster and how they’d no idea to react around him. It was fun. But Sebastian always found it cute. 

He grinned at the compliment. “I knew you’d be adorable when you blush. You look good, too.” He sent him a wink before he lead the boy into the line for the club. “No problem. They won’t even bother looking at it, but you never know, right?” He glanced over at the blonde, eyeing him up and down, licking his lips subconsciously. “So, have you ever gone to a bar before or will I have the honor to take your alcohol virginity, too?” 

[jaimematthewsaf]

Plenty of reaons, huh? Tell me one, then. It’s a beautifuil exercise. That’s something to expect, I suppose. I’m sure if my mom was here she would be losing her mind already. But, I’m glad to hear that. 

[witchsmythe-blog]

I’m hot. That’s enough reason, right? You’re welcome to come watch me one of these nights. Maybe I’ll just pull you on stage with me, we’ll give the audience something wonderful--I mean, we both are pretty hot. 

[halfalienblood]

I honestly rather boring than something bad happening.

[witchsmythe-blog]

True, but where’s the fun in that, Irish? 

[joeycarpenterxo]

I’ll keep that in mind, but I’m hoping you’re talking off duty. 

[witchsmythe-blog]

I am, actually. As long as you wear the uniform...looks really good on you. 

[bangtansgenius-blog]

Lap dance | Stevie & Sebastian

The invite to Pool & Sand by the near-stranger that was Sebastian was one that Stevie realised a little too late that he should’ve thought about far more than he had. He’d said yes almost straight away and though he wasn’t entirely sure he should even be taking the lap dance part seriously, he had to admit that it did sound kinda nice… And, well, Sebastian was attractive so it wasn’t like he’d be in bad company if the offer was just a joke. But it was too late to change his mind now and he found that even considering the option to change his mind wasn’t something he found himself wanting to do.

So he dressed in his skinny jeans and a slightly-too big shirt that he left unbuttoned a little way down. He pulled on his leather jacket as well and after a fair bit of consideration added one of his long necklaces around his neck. He checked himself multiple times in the mirror, styling and unstyling his hair, fixing how it looked over and over until he eventually just washed it out again and blow-dryed it into place. Even with all of that he was still leaving a little early, turning up at the venue with about 5 minutes to spare. He hovered nearby, sliding his hands into his pockets as he nervously bounced on his feet. What if the fake ID didn’t work? Or Sebastian saw him and decided it wasn’t worth it? He tried to shake himself out of his thoughts, humming quietly to himself while he waited.

@witchsmythe

[witchsmythe-blog]

Truthfully, Sebastian needed someone new to play with. The two other men that were in his life before had ditched him--without a word, no text or call, not even a damn sticky note. He didn’t blame them, though. He’d been pretty absent lately, slowly and slowly crawling back into this dark hole he worked so hard to get out. 

Luckily there were fresh faces to meet, such as Stevie, to distract him. 

He used a few spells to do his hair and change into a semi-casual outfit--grey skinny jeans, a white tank top with a red plaid shirt over it. He’d been using his magic a lot recently, and for the smallest stuff. He could tell he was becoming too reliable on it, but he almost didn’t care. It certainly was making his life easier. 

He grabbed his wallet and keys, picking out the fake ID that looked closely to Stevie, grabbed his own fake ID, and then he left the apartment complex. He arrived about five minutes after the time they agreed to meet, almost immediately spotting the blonde. 

Putting on his well-known smirk, Sebastian walked up from behind Stevie. “Hey there, cutie,” he greeted, his voice pitched down nice and low as he swiftly handed the boy the ID. 

[jaimematthewsaf]

Erotic dancer, huh? Knew there was a reason I liked you. But that’s totally understandable. If I didn’t enjoy watching so much, I would try it too. But, either way, I hope your mom is adjusting well. 

[witchsmythe-blog]

There should be plenty of reasons why you should like me. It’s great exercise, actually. Thanks. She’s getting there--just still a bit freaked out about us walking around with supernatural powers. 

[doppelgangerfabray]

I’m glad to hear about your mom, Seb, but you lost me at exotic dancer. I’ve been… Still pregnant but past the morning sickness. And onto the next annoying pregnancy thing. Oh, and missing your face.

[witchsmythe-blog]

I can give you a private show, beautiful. Man, I thought you would’ve popped that thing out already. I miss your face, too, Fran. We should hang and catchup, have a little fun. 

[bangtansgenius-blog]

It’s my birthday...

[bangtansgenius-blog]

Pool and Sand… Okay, got it. Tonight? Is that enough time to get a fake ID? I wanna celebrate, I just didn’t really get the chance. Well I guess I can’t argue with that. I’ve never had a lapdance before, dude. You’d be like… taking my lapdance virginity.

[witchsmythe-blog]

Yeah, tonight, silly. I’ve got plenty of fake ID’s available. Never know when you’re going to need one. What a pleasure. I’m quite experienced. 

[qfabray-with-wings]

You… You work.. What? I thought you were only working for me! I’m giving you money, but you already have another job? Why do you need extra money then?

[witchsmythe-blog]

I can’t exactly live on just one paycheck, princess. Extra money is always good. 

[halfalienblood]

I am doing good, not much changed, which can be a god or a bad thing, I mean it’s good because it means that nothing bad happened.

[witchsmythe-blog]

Guess that does mean it’s good. Even if it also means it’s a bit boring around here. 

[witchsmythe-blog]

I hope you all can understand why I had to disappear for a bit since my last update, but you all should know that I am still alive and well and especially still hot as hell. 

So, just to update you:

Mom is safe and sound. She has her own place now.

What she has finally discussed with me is private. If I like you enough, I might just tell you. But don’t count on it. 

And I guess it’s time to tell you that I work as an erotic dancer at the strip club. Cat’s out of the bag, I don’t even care anymore. But you should totally come check me out. 

How’s everyone else doing? I mean--not that I care that much, but still thought I should ask to be polite.

[bangtansgenius-blog]

It’s my birthday...

[bangtansgenius-blog]

We can totally party! Do you know anywhere good? Uh.. what? I… You.. wanna give me a lap dance? I don’t really have much money dude, I…

[witchsmythe-blog]

There’s a bar called Pool & Sand. I’ll get you a fake ID, you should really celebrate. Well, since you’re a cutie and it’s your birthday after all, the lap dance is free. Just this once. 

[joeycarpenterxo]

I guess this is where I do some type of introduction? Names Wyatt McNally. Dallas, TX born, Police Officer. that’s all ya really need to know, right now all I want to know is who this Ashley chick is, cause apparently she’s my roommate. 

[witchsmythe-blog]

Don’t know about this Ashley, but I’m Sebastian. Sebastian Smythe. Pleasure to meet you, Wyatt. I'll let you put handcuffs on me any day. 

[bangtansgenius-blog]

It’s my birthday...

[witchsmythe-blog]

stevieontherun:

… But I didn’t get time to organise anything. Does anyone wanna do anything tonight?

I’m always up to party. Or I can give you a special birthday lap dance for a good price.