Oh Ye of Little Faith...

Boop

[assiraphales]

the irony in how much obi wan hated politicians only for his number one most hated in the senate to be a sith lord...... and he can’t even go “I told u so” to anyone bc anakins on the dark side and all the jedi are dead

[assiraphales]

obi wan, standing in front of the force ghosts: you’re probably wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today

obi wan, dragging out a chalkboard with a compilation of all the times he said not to trust politicians, direct quotes along the lines of “maybe palpatine should not be allowed council with my underage padawan”, and a big picture of darth sidious in the middle: let’s get started

[straycatj]

あさね…

Morning nap...

[an-ruraiocht]

just saw someone describe the hunger games as "romantasy". okay so genre labels mean absolutely nothing now then

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tutorial

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

[snototter]

Iguazu Falls, Argentina

by Pablo Begni

[riverlarking]

whenever i reblog a serious feminist post in the middle of silly things

[valtsv]

there's something compelling to me about the fact that sometimes leaving a blade or bullet inside the wound it made is the only way to prevent you from bleeding to death. something about the symbolism of it. when the thing designed and intended to kill you is the only thing keeping you alive.

[valtsv]

also yes i do enjoy a bit of penetration imagery and the perverse intimacy of violence. if you must know.

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[andremichaux]

Janitor: Aww, either your picture didn't come out, or we got a hospital full of vampire doctors. J.D. (thinking): Vampire doctors? How did he hear about my screenplay?

SCRUBS | 5.06

Bonus:

[my-dailydreams]

[3liza]

i would not mind fetish guys constantly shitting up the comment boxes everywhere i post if any of them had an ounce of brains or decorum. i take it back every once in a while there will be a guy with a username like TheLeatherlyGentleman1920 and THAT guy will be leaving comments like “How delightful to be treated to such a beautiful video on this Tuesday. Fantastic gloves—vintage Nordstrom if I don’t miss my guess? and fascinating and elegant discussion as always. Wonderful to see you again.” and this guy will faithfully pop up on everything you upload forever. i LOVE that guy. every other commenter is barely human, like they are leaving replies that look like they had to reach up to the keyboard from out of a stinking, algae-filled aquarium

[unification]

[hollowboobtheory]

this is gonna sound really bitchy but some people really need to learn to realize when someone isn't talking to them. if you don't like beans then the lady posting a bean soup recipe isn't fucking talking to you. if you dont like reading then the people who post about the books they're reading aren't fucking talking to you.

I wanna start saying "not you, rabbit ears" bc that's what my dad always said growing up but idk if the tone will come across.

[ladyorlandodream]

[aiexh]

“i fucking hate supernatural” i say, hands shaking as i click on the next episode. it is now 3am. i have spent the last 10 hours binging the series, and do not plan on stopping. five Pinterest boards have been created, it is all i have thought about for the past week.