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[lamignonette]

[golden-trash]

This is the original post and photographer. So maybe credit them instead if reposting?

Post by @amuseoffyre · 1 image

💬 13  🔁 8706  ❤️ 15378 · One of my favourite photos from my trip to Warsaw in 2006

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[deadelated]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

[srdcovka]

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[ddeck]

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[amnhnyc]

What eldritch horror is this? If you thought it was a bird with legs growing from its chest, look again! Male Bronze-winged Jacanas (Metopidius indicus) are responsible for raising their chicks, and they have a unique defensive strategy to keep their chicks safe. When threatened, a father can scoop up his offspring and carry them under his wings! Found in parts of Southeast Asia, this species uses its large feet to wade in the shallows, feeding on plant material, insects, and invertebrates floating on the surface. 

Photo: Suzu Sato, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

[despazito]

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

[fakesleepwalking]

phone in bed can range from comforting to mundane but phone in parked car will have you feeling like you've never done anything right in your entire life

[dogpuppy]

[percysfoxblog]

[whip-cream-and-fruit]

[treecitysessions]

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

[dawatcher]

[jisuto]