shes beauty, shes grace, shes a lesbian in space

ellie. 23. I just want a lady to lift my chin with the point of her blade while smirking will sporadically post original art under tag "art that is mine"

[dinraal-remade-deactivated20221]

*sees a landmine* eh what the heck *steps on it and explodes*

[heymacy]

Yes, it's scary. But you're brave.

[drawnsnake]

I cried watching Project Hail Mary btw

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[assiraphales]

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

[littlealienproducts]

3D Sea Slug Nudibranch Nails by MyraAtelierStudio

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[radstudies]

Franklin Carmichael (Canadian, 1890-1945) - Autumn Hillside, 1920

[darlingofdots]

let's think of some Bits in the Hollander-Rozanov household because every good relationship needs incomprehensible and insufferable Bits:

the random Russian nouns as pet names, obviously

turning to Anya to arbitrate who won the race/loads the dishwasher correctly/scored a sexier goal etc

Ilya. Ilyusha. Ilyushenka. Ilyushenkechka.

and who won Rookie of the Year????

"I have never said this in my life"

threatening to tell Yuna

"pass me the remote?" — "come and get it" — [wrestling]

butt slapping. at every opportunity.

"we will have to shoot you like lame horse" when one of them gets so much as a papercut

idioms translated literally into the wrong language

"this is not hall of fame behaviour"

"who should I bring as my plus one" and listing random people while the other pouts

[fruitgravies]

the female gaze

insta • twt • bsky

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[wosp-reactivated]

I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore

[gothsbian]

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

[finny-red]

Home Sweet Home 🌃🌙

[avantgarden-er]

If ilya threw the first pitch at a baseball game it would be reminiscent of the carly rae jepsen pitch because he would think he would be good at it and just not prepare and cliff would be laughing his ass off and making fail edits on his instagram stories of the ball only making it halfway. ilya would look at the jumbotron and be like Cut Camera. Cut. camera. And shane would be on the phone with Rose like what do i do… its everywhere… the video… and Rose would be like Oh! I don’t know! I don’t date guys that would be bad at throwing a baseball :/ anyways lets do brunch soon! And yuna would call ilya and be like Honey. Yeah. I saw the footage

[hollandcr]

Art by danielcalmdown | Heated Rivalry (2025)

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.