Sammy 🌤

[incorrect-stray-dogs]

Mori: Let me ask you a straight question

Chuuya: Only if you're okay with a gay answer

[spaceants-deactivated20210812]

atsushi wondering why he joined the armed detective agency and why hes still a part of it

[incorrectbungoustraydogs]

Ranpo: We gotta get to the hospital and we gotta get there fast.

Dazai: Then I should drive.

Atsushi: Why you?

Dazai: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.

Kunikida: Okay, let’s go.

[later in the car]

Everyone: *screaming*

[lunloo]

Atsushi: You don’t want Dazai to die

Atsushi: And I don’t want Dazai to die

Atsushi: So now we gotta make sure Dazai doesn’t want Dazai to die

Akutagawa: Fantastic plan but have you met Dazai

[incorrectbungoustraydogs]

Chuuya: I’m 50% intelligence, 80% power, and 70% badass.

Dazai: That’s 200% percent.

Chuuya: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

[bsd-incorrectquotes]

akutagawa: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

atsushi: I think you mean cards.

akutagawa, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

[gesu-ko]

There are two types of people this New Years

[incorrectbungoustraydogs]

Chuuya: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Mori: We are not doing that.

Chuuya: Mistlefoe™.

Mori: Chuuya, no.

[makiema]

# fellas is it gay to h*ld h*nds with your rival on ur very first mission together

[stvrvinnie-deactivated20250309]

Atsushi: what do you usually notice first when someone walks up to you?

Chuuya: the fucking audacity

[cameronhvrley]

Staring down a loaded gun these fires ain’t for fun wage war that can’t be won is this the world you’re fighting for?

[lyrics-and-music]

Candy Coated Lies // Hot Milk

[lyrics-and-music]

Shh! // Stand Atlantic

[starkie-md]

A reminder:

Y’all can show up in my messages or ask box and go on about whatever you want and I’ll respond with the same energy

[oknope]

person: you come across really chill

me: yeah i suppose i am

my constant, unending, internal monologue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[incorrectbungoustraydogs]

Chuuya: If there's a 'heavens no' and a 'hell yes', why isn't there a 'purgatory maybe'?

Dazai: PURGHAPS.

Chuuya: OH MY GOD!

[notwarriors]

Peach (Lobotomy) - Waterparks