uh

fuck idk

[sitcomlesbian]

[miiriya]

[officialunitedstates]

the difference between homeschoolers and publicschoolers

publicschoolers: ready for this text post, not fearful at all

homeschoolers: already worried for the possibility of an upcoming roast

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

*sticks my bare ass in a sewer opening* oh no I sure hope no demon clown tries to eat my a

[virgoassbitch]

I’m on hold with time warner cable getting my WiFi shut off because this post was the last straw for me

[g0ds-favorite]

[surreal--memes]

[fuks]

[gif87a-com]

[gh0stenthusiast]

[pyjamathyst]

Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”

Bystander: “Wait, you-”

FB: “aAAAAHH”

[suppermariobroth]

In the main menu of Mario Power Tennis, Toad is present to explain the selection options. It appears as though Toad is close to the background and roughly the same size as the icons. However, moving the viewpoint reveals that Toad is actually extremely tiny and extremely close to the camera (note Toad near the left edge of the screen in the bottom image).

[hip-hop-lifestyle]

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

[yyunglame]

how he gon ask me for all I got

[blackandswagless-deactivated201]

[snout]

A dog would never say “yolo” or “you only lick once” because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

[moved-to-lumnch]

“you only lick once!” -what a dog would say :)

[snout]

Wrong. Dogs can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

[moved-to-lumnch]

Um make your own post?

[depsidase]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[56blogsstillcrazy]

GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE

[carodoodles]

Best headcanon of spiderman. Pass it on.