A Flowery Automaton

Ask/RP Blog for WX-78 of Don't Starve!

[themememachine]

Maxwell got new lines for Trinkets and: 

TRINKET_6 = “I might hide those in WX-78’s bedroll if I get bored.”, 

Maxwell gives ‘im the ol’ razzle-frazzle

[periodicallyinsane]

“I’m dr-drrrrrun k”

[wixxie--bud]

Who has allowed the Wes the consumption of alcoholic matter, again?

[periodicallyinsane]

“m-me” he states and sticks his tongue out, quite childishly

[wixxie--bud]

Good. I hope that the matter bubbling within you makes you rot.

[periodicallyinsane]

“….”

“I h-hope you ro-rot--”

[wixxie--bud]

I am unable to do that.

[periodicallyinsane]

He squints his eyes

“then r-rust–”

[wixxie--bud]

I already have rusted.

[periodicallyinsane]

His eyes squinted even more

“Good”

[wixxie--bud]

WX lightly shoves the drunken artist.

[periodicallyinsane]

“I’m dr-drrrrrun k”

[wixxie--bud]

Who has allowed the Wes the consumption of alcoholic matter, again?

[periodicallyinsane]

“m-me” he states and sticks his tongue out, quite childishly

[wixxie--bud]

Good. I hope that the matter bubbling within you makes you rot.

[periodicallyinsane]

“….”

“I h-hope you ro-rot--”

[wixxie--bud]

I am unable to do that.

[periodicallyinsane]

He squints his eyes

“then r-rust–”

[wixxie--bud]

I already have rusted.

[periodicallyinsane]

“I’m dr-drrrrrun k”

[wixxie--bud]

Who has allowed the Wes the consumption of alcoholic matter, again?

[periodicallyinsane]

“m-me” he states and sticks his tongue out, quite childishly

[wixxie--bud]

Good. I hope that the matter bubbling within you makes you rot.

[periodicallyinsane]

“….”

“I h-hope you ro-rot--”

[wixxie--bud]

I am unable to do that.

[periodicallyinsane]

“I’m dr-drrrrrun k”

[wixxie--bud]

Who has allowed the Wes the consumption of alcoholic matter, again?

[periodicallyinsane]

“m-me” he states and sticks his tongue out, quite childishly

[wixxie--bud]

Good. I hope that the matter bubbling within you makes you rot.

[periodicallyinsane]

“I’m dr-drrrrrun k”

[wixxie--bud]

Who has allowed the Wes the consumption of alcoholic matter, again?

[princeofmints]

They probably would be the absolute best of buds- at least until Wilson tries to touch them

[gonefishinglovechuck]

I’m gonna take a break…from like…everything. You can still chat with me but…mm…

[equinox-autumn]

WX-78, 23 (Working at McDonalds) *PLEASE*

About to post!

[equinox-autumn]

Cursed?

[wixxie--bud]

chinken nunget

[brothersebastianscompendium]

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[zoesv-deactivated20180721]

my apologies, FREYA

[the-valiant-valkyrie-deactivate]

yeah, yöu better apölögize-

[wixxie--bud]

Shut up Wigfrid

[the-valiant-valkyrie-deactivate]

yöu better shut yöur trap yöu disörgönized cönglömerate öfrusted metal, bölts, and narcissism. yöur unknöwing öf yöur öwn inferiörity in this wörld cömpared tö a valkyrie such as mineself. yöur making an absölute fööl öf yöurself yöu utter mechanical disgrace-

[wixxie--bud]

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[the-valiant-valkyrie-deactivate]

… öh

[wixxie--bud]

I do not fear you, Valkyrie woman.

[wixxie--bud]

Wx is... that you?

"Who is asking?" WX manages to squint the best that he can with his metallic eyes.

[zoesv-deactivated20180721]

my apologies, FREYA

[the-valiant-valkyrie-deactivate]

yeah, yöu better apölögize-

[wixxie--bud]

Shut up Wigfrid

[the-valiant-valkyrie-deactivate]

yöu better shut yöur trap yöu disörgönized cönglömerate öfrusted metal, bölts, and narcissism. yöur unknöwing öf yöur öwn inferiörity in this wörld cömpared tö a valkyrie such as mineself. yöur making an absölute fööl öf yöurself yöu utter mechanical disgrace-

[wixxie--bud]

-.-- --- ..- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / ... -.- .- -. -.- / .. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -.. . ... - .-. --- -.-- / -.-- --- ..- / .- -. -.. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .--. . - - -.-- / ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. ... --..-- / .- .-.. --- -. --. / .-- .. - .... / .- .-.. .-.. / --- ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / -.. .. ... --. ..- ... - .. -. --. / .... ..- -- .- -. ... .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / .... .- -.. / -... . - - . .-. / .--. .-. .- -.-- / - --- / .-- .... .- - . ...- . .-. / -. --- -. ... . -. ... .. -.-. .- .-.. / --. --- -.. ... / -.-- --- ..- / .-- --- .-. ... .... .. .--. / - --- / .-- .. ... .... / -.-- --- ..- / --. --- --- -.. / .-.. ..- -.-. -.- .-.-.- !!

[zoesv-deactivated20180721]

my apologies, FREYA

[the-valiant-valkyrie-deactivate]

yeah, yöu better apölögize-

[wixxie--bud]

Shut up Wigfrid

[the-perfect-purge]

[the-valiant-valkyrie-deactivate]

How can I forget WX’s name sometimes but remember the name of my printer??

[wixxie--bud]

How dare you–

[the-valiant-valkyrie-deactivate]

I’m sorry, but I yell at my printer more than I yell at you-

[wixxie--bud]

Is that a challange, fleshling?

[the-valiant-valkyrie-deactivate]

no please i’m sorry my mechanical overlord

[wixxie--bud]

I’m not sure if your pleas and your…nonsensical and petty things you refer to as apologizes will be enough to satisfy me.

However, Overlord sounds like quite the title. :D

[the-valiant-valkyrie-deactivate]

if those will not satisfy you, what would?

it wasn’t a challange, i just need to know so i can— do it—

[wixxie--bud]

You are willing to do anything as to not forget my name once more?

Then address me as Overlord.

And do not forget it.

[wixxie--bud]

📂

A random headcanon? I headcanon WX to be a shorty.