MorallyNeutralWizard

[medievaljournalist]

a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason

[wizaarrd]

Next time it'll be shaped like a dick and balls

[catchymemes]

[astoriachef]

I have some bad news. It could happen at any second.

“Sharon, if you’re listening, I want my dog back.”

[wizaarrd]

BEESHA KAZAHM

I have turned you into corn

@shook3thspeare

[dragon-ball-meta]

[daily-spooky]

[wizaarrd]

good gift ideas for enemies

[gothichimbo-deactivated20241108]

I love that Wizards are now just another part of the tumblr ecosystem. They’re there. They never stopped. The dream lives on and so do The Wizard Wars.

[wizaarrd]

I've been here for months, first I'm hearing of this shit

My orb is on ATT though, so like it doesn't always get notifications

I havnt really killed anyone though, just kinda harassing folks

Turning their shoes into frogs while they are wearing them

Replacing their bones with smaller bones

You know, morally neutral

[devious-buffoon]

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[wizaarrd]

I'm neutral on the whole thing, honestly

By that I mean I've been casting chain lighting at a high level, and making sure I hit both sides equally

Can see all their bones, fucking hilarious

Got the pics on my orb

[stirthespear]

I'm here to fight a wizard

[wizaarrd]

fucking hell you wont

[wizaarrd]

my nuts can scan qr codes

[wizaarrd]

IM CHARGONG A SPELL

[wizaarrd]

IM CASTING MY SPELL

I HAVE DONE IT

I HAVE SHITTED YOUR PANTS @shook3thspeare

[wizaarrd]

IM CHARGONG A SPELL

[wizaarrd]

Let me in, i need to shit

i need to shit a wizardly shit open the door @shook3thspeare

[wizaarrd]

youtube sponsors are weird

use to be "here's an app I don't play, they gave me 1,000 dollars"

Now it's "here's 5 sex toys I use, they also gave me 1,000 dollars"

[radiofreederry]

[wizaarrd]

a fellow wizard I see

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[wizaarrd]

BRB GOT TO TRY SOMETHING WITH MY ORB

[stuckinapril]

this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week

[crimsontentacles]

It's called a signature outfit and it's a part of my character design, and can only be changed if a significant time skip or a plot point occurs.

[wizaarrd]

Thats why I have the hat

[stuckinapril]

this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week

[crimsontentacles]

It's called a signature outfit and it's a part of my character design, and can only be changed if a significant time skip or a plot point occurs.