MAGIC

[wizard-goblin]

WHY other WIZARDS KEEP getting so UPSET when my spells E X P L O D E ?????

THAT good sign that SPELL WORKED!!!

STOP being so DRAMATIC!!

levitate spell only fun when thing float then KABOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

[localwarlockunion]

Wizards! Stop scrolling!! This is your reminder to:

Feed your homunculus

Recast your wards

Drain all your old potions into the sewer system

Send that cursed demon tooth to the Wizard Council, their problem now

Never blink, not even once, blinking is failure

[midwest-wizard]

Announcing my campaign to be on the Wizard Council this year

Benefits of voting for me:

No orb tax

Dissolving the archaic practice of “Banned Spells”

Universal familiar healthcare

I will stop the worm monster personally

Creating better relations with the Warlock Union and Druid Circle

I will turn you into a worm if you don’t

[wizard-goblin]

STOP TAKING ALL THE SHINY ROCKS BEFORE I GET TO SEE THEM!!! WHEN I GO TO MAGIC SHOP THEY NEVER HAVE SHINY ROCK!?!? I GET NO SNACK NOW!!