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@wizard10what
if theres one thing youre going to do in arc 2 its go underwater if theres one thing youre going to do in arc 3 its dance and if theres one thing youre going to do in arc 4 its take a picture and if theres two thing its get dispelled
cheating bosses that flood your deck with non-discardable spells
been in a pmdd episode so i gave it to merle ambrose
looks like we're not gonna be able to storm lord forest lord fire dragon orthrus scarecrow (frost giant power nova) our way out of this one boys
in my brain. straight up “theorizing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. lets justr say. Wizerd101
(ID in alt)
originally made this meme with dr.jackall in the back since it was for the one in a million tourney but I wanted a version that could stand on its own so yea
they introduce really shitty boob physics to all NPCs like a video game made entirely by cishet men. even ocs that didn’t have any. kane pirate101 and bat wizard101 big naturals. they glitch out of the game sometime.
medulla and belloq start dating. the young wizard is forced to be their relationship counselor. unpaid. this is the plot of the fifth story arc.
everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy
me: hey im gonna hit storm wizard: YOU 👉👉 hit ❓❓❓ YOU 👉👉 COULD NEVER 🙅🚫❌ hit like ME 💁🙋 im a STORM 🌪🌪🌪☔️⚡️⚡️⚡️ WIZARD 😫😂😂 never 🚫 STOP the STORM ⚡️watch me CAST ✨🌩 FIZZLE 😫😫😫😩😢
okay wait stop. okay wait for me, okay just- (steps around my mountains of garbage and slime)
Listen we all love Malorn Ashthorn (as we fuckin' should) but I just realized. okay, just how much undeserved mess that poor blessed soul went through
Like okay think about it for a second. He's introduced early on in the first arc as Malistaire's former top student and now impromptu Death Professor at Ravenwood, okay so we all know that. But the implications man. The implications, I didn't think about the IMPLICATIONS.
He's like this 12 year old kid, okay. Already even BEFORE his official appearance in the game, imagine being a straight A student, one of the very best (to the point where it's noted and revered amongst the other professors AND your fellow students), under THE Malistaire Drake, who, even before his villain arc, was also one of the most esteemed and powerful Death professors ever. Like I couldn't even keep a C in school that shit must be wild
AND THEN. And then, your professor literally commits several war crimes, causes irreversible damage and trauma, and becomes a national criminal against.... the universe???? Like Malistaite commits heinous terrible shit, and sinks the entire Death School along with him. And then it falls to Malorn Ashthorn, once again who's like a teenager, to PICK UP THE METAPHORICAL PIECES because he had no choice. He was literally the only candidate to fill in Malistaire's place, a legend turned monster, to teach and guide GENERATIONS of new children that are HIS AGE or even OLDER THAN Malorn is.
And then the actual changes in the school. Malorn, former student, now has to learn how to become a professor with his limited knowledge of Death Magic. Like imagine filling in for the college astrophysicist teacher when you've only graduated 6th grade. He has to change his SCHEDULE, from waking up early as a student to get up and get ready even EARLIER as a professor to prepare the classes HE comes up with. Not to mention late nights grading hundreds of papers from multiple students??? AND he either is the ONLY tutor (which means more overtime and work for him, to personally help individual students with different Death lessons), or he has to actually call upon help from other students to help him get his job done.
And then there's like the relationship aspect of it. Malorn is literally just a child, like any other student, but adopting a role as a professor, an adult, means that he also has to adopt a certain mindset. Malorn literally HAS to be patient, HAS to be guiding and nurturing, HAS to be the adult in every situation in order to be a GOOD professor. Malorn has to train hard not only in magic to be ahead of the others in order to teach them properly, but has to retrain his mindset to be ABLE to handle to teach properly. Like you can't be a regular tween teaching other tweens.
And then it's just the pressure after that. The PRESSURE GUYS, of not only living up to one of the most talented and accomplished the school has ever seen, but deal with the fact that the very same person also became a tyrant and war criminal and left Malorn, his most promised student, in his place. Like I could easily imagine the rumors, the judgement, and the fear surrounding that boy, wondering if he would ever turn out to be the same as Malistaire.
No one asked for this. This soap opera I mean, nobody asked me about Malorn Ashthorn or this long ass post but I don't care because I'm crying. Girls I'm crying my entire bed is wet with tears of despair and snot. Malorn is literally a sweetie oh my God he does not, and never will deserve this shit I'm so sorry honey. Sweetie Malorn baby I'm so fuckign sorry, i'm so so sorry,
Wizard101 Goofs That Will Never Get Old
high level players putting their badge title as "Hero of Unicorn Way"
finding the weirdest options in menu chat and saying them at random times during battle
everyone dressing identically and spinning around in sync in the commons
convincing your friend to get on your 2-player mount and then immediately driving into a fight
naming your new wizard Taylor Swift or Luke Skywalker
someone getting really mad about the fact that you named your wizard Taylor Swift or Luke Skywalker
