Please

I just don't want to die

[wizardbeef]

Every reblog gets me shot out of a cannon

Please

[wizardbeef]

wait, tom cruise was running for president? how did he not win? he was so good in top gun

[thewintersouljaboy]

[astralprojectingfoxmulder]

I like this one.

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

a dumbass 8-year-old: can we see the minions movie?

me, a seasoned film buff: the minions film*

[wrestling-giffer]

[seinfeld]

“I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: Nothing!" 

"Highlights of 100, Pt 1” is on Seinfeld tonight! 

[gbcnt-blog]

[wizardbeef]

[creative-gold]

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

[sleepysipher]

you fuckers dont know about my knife stick

its a knife taped to a stick and its the ultimate weapon

[mechanical-machinations]

Spear

[sleepysipher]

blocked

[wizardbeef]

My cat died fucking 1 year old why the fuck did this happen

[mobrosstudios-deactivated201803]

[liartownusa]

As You Have Forsaken Jeb, So You Have Forsaken Me: My Curse Shall Lie Upon This Nation for Seven Times Seven Generations by Barbara Bush

[goodscreencaps]

[motiya]

*glances at a beautiful girl* i do not need this right now