yveltal propagandist

evan, he/him || unovan travelling abroad || team flare called me ugly || talk to me about travelling and battling!

[wizarde-van]

one of my friends said i should make an account to post pictures and stuff from my trip to kalos, so that's what's going on here i guess! i'm evan, i became a kalos champ a little while ago and have just been trying to enjoy the region until it's time to go home or move on :D

expect pics of my team:

Luc - vivillon

Zilla - delphox

Bowie - meowstic

Tuna - goodra

Boreas - aurorus

Ursula - malamar

and also maybe some goofin. we shall see

(this is a "pkmn irl" blog, inspired by @/realpokemon where i pretend pokemon are real. as such all posts will be tagged unreality and will include unrealistic elements! but it's all for fun! mod info in the readmore)

my name is leo! i'm an almost-college graduate and do art sometimes over @/sketchbloom (follows from @/combinecremator). wanted to try one of these for the character i made out of my first playthrough of pokemon Y last year. i'm going to do this extremely casually i think. i don't expect anything too wild to happen with this and you shouldn't either-

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[rozeliberry]

The resemblance is uncanny.

[wizarde-van]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

[pokemonarchive]

Yveltal (2026) - Fantastical Parade Illustrator: Nurikabe

[fbeeg]

- striped

- favorite pokemon

i had to

[gogeyama]

[wizarde-van]

friend compared my beard to a spewpa's cocoon and i think it meant it as an insult but little does it know that i love spewpa so much

[wizarde-van]

You really didn't have to subject us to that, actually.

- R

spoken like someone who wants tung tung tung sahoodowoodo sent to both her phones daily

[wizarde-van]

i have a friend who keeps sending me this fuckass image of an ai-generated sudowoodo with human feet and the most disconcerting expression i've ever seen where does he find this shit dawg

[wizarde-van]

i deleted all my other socials ages ago and now i'm completely out of touch. who is this man why is he everywhere

[wizarde-van]

i have a friend who keeps sending me this fuckass image of an ai-generated sudowoodo with human feet and the most disconcerting expression i've ever seen where does he find this shit dawg

[rozeliberry]

Scatterbug in my laundry?

[wizarde-van]

it's free baby

[wizarde-van]

hey man, hows the lumiosian radiation treating you?

other than my hair turning pink for actual real instead of me dyeing it, it's been like . fine i guess. the people in my hotel have been thinking loud as fuck lately though

[rozeliberry]

Anyways, letting Cupcake into Evan’s room while he’s sleeping again.

[wizarde-van]

FDDFUUCK YIU

[pokemonshelterstories]

ok, sure.

[rozeliberry]

Lumiose City is a horrid place, and no one should ever come here for literally any reason.

[rozeliberry]

Okay. I'm going to be honest with you. I was not expecting that to work.

[rozeliberry]

This is pretty great, actually.

[wizarde-van]

getting vagued by a 30 year old woman on this site and every time she does i send her this picture

[rozeliberry]

Days since one of my neighbours has had to be dragged back from a Wild Zone after a Pokemon tried to maul them: 0

[wizarde-van]

okay first of all you definitely didn't HAVE to do that. second of all you DEFINITELY definitely didn't have to post about it for god and everyone to see >:\