Creepy Crawlies

He/they- welcome to my wizards burrow, full of nice smells, critters and the ancient texts :) 🖤🩶🤍💜

[fagcrisis]

im about to maul someone.

[fagcrisis]

"stories dont need conflict" girl anything can be a conflict if ur story is about chickens going on adventures the conflict is the fucking fence they gotta hop over. if ur story is about making a lovely cup of tea the conflict can be turning on the stove. like u literally cannot write a story without conflict

[fagcrisis]

ALSO i hate mfers who say this shit and then go "thats why i like ghibli movies cuz theyve got no conflict" OH YOU MEAN HOWLS MOVING CASTLE, NAUSICAA, PRINCESS MONONOKEY CASTLE IN THE SKY ETC THAT ARE ALL ABOUT THE HORRORS OF WAR

[fagcrisis]

even the ones that arent about the horrors of war. in kiki's delivery service kiki growing up and learning to trust people and accept help is the central conflict of the story!! my neighbour totoro's central conflict is how the girls are dealing with their mom being sick and the responsibility they feel this puts on them!! i could go on!!

[eeby-deeby-dark-and-creepy]

[xdevil-kidx]

Update: pls excuse the reupload but I realised that I forgot wreckage's aliens antennas(?)

Anyway.NOW he is fully done. (I'll still also put up the old pictures just because). It took me a few days and he may be a bit chonky but I love him so much.

Scrap will follow soon. 💜

[ghirahimbo]

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

YOU CAN ANSWER A PHONE

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

YOU CAN ANSWER A PHONE

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

YOU CAN ANSWER A PHONE

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

NOBODY WANTS TO OR CAN KILL YOU VIA PHONE CALL

[ghirahimbo]

Fear #1 (old, so old, but SOMEHOW still on the tip of my tongue): I answer the phone and say, "Thank you for choosing KFC, go ahead and order whenever you're ready 😊"

Fear #2 (new, unexpected affirmation side-effect, almost happened yesterday and I'm not even kidding): I answer the phone and say, "YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY"

[molemorgue]

stupid wuppyog

[molemorgue]

seems like we all fuck with stupid wuppyog

[neonfretra]

[Image description: Drawings of a fat little puppy dog on its back and rolling around, crying out things like "auh!" and "urr."

The reblog is a series of reblog tags:

#i think we've all been feeling like stupid wuppyog lately

#how it ceels #f #how t feels #how it feels #um very ferjbj #im deubk #drubk

stpid sryhpud wuupoyyoh

#me #ou :(

#MY piece of shit wuppyog?! #NOT stupid! just small and round #me #q

End description.]

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy

[quick-nip]

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

[ceylonsilvergirl]

THIS HAS MADE AN ACTUAL DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE!!

Implementing this has improved how I feel about myself, and HOW I SEE OTHER PEOPLE!!

I’m not a burden to put up with. I’m a person who deserves respect, but does have some idiosyncrasies.

Other people aren’t barely tolerating me, they’re being patient and considerate and working hard to be polite.

And I find that when I acknowledge the good I see in other people, they feel respected and appreciated.

[garaks-padded-cell]

THANK GOD I FOUND YOU AGAIN. please get that good trek shit BACK on my dash.

No i am only going to be putting bad stuff on there. Sorry

[banishedthumbs]

Garaks padded bra is gone… what’s the fucking point anymore why don’t we all just jump into a lake and drown? I know they’re not like dead but honestly it’s like life isn’t even worth living anymore. My emotional support niche micro celebrity….

[garaks-padded-cell]

Helo bae

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[overtherails4u]

[steampunktomboy]

<3 is sentence concluding punctuation

[felysha]

Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who was murdered on the first day of Pride month as well as Indigenous History Month. He died protecting his trans husband. Homophobia and racism aren’t marks of the past, and this is a heart breaking reminder of that.

Praying for a safe journey back to the spirit world, Uncle ❤️‍🩹🦅

[felysha]

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[wildtransbitch]

now I want to watch a lesbian slice of life grounded rom com interrupted about halfway through by a Kaiju attack and they have to navigate both slice of life lesbianism problems and giant fire breathing lizard problems at the same time

[but-a-humble-goon]

Ah, so terrorising lesbians isn’t just a recent pastime of his it seems. Curse you Godzilla! When will humanity be free of this menace?!

[blackdykegirlblogger]

ik pride is all ppl think of when june hits but i also wanna say HAPPY CARIBBEAN AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH BITCHES ‼️‼️‼️

[tumbwr]

+ suriname!! 🇸🇷

[michaelmoonsbookshop]

just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks 

[dinkywinks]

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

[luxflora]

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

family album

[delgrosso]

[sensationaltrainreading]

[kosmogrl]

[loveridden1999]

can we get 36 hours a day? not for any productive purposes i just want to finish my to watch & to read list in this lifetime . also probably get enough sleep