peer into my orb, or dont, whatever

-=- Lou -=- 22 -=- She/Her -=-

[wizardmoments]

a fisherman is a kind of wizard too yknow

casting and all that

[wizardmoments]

I cast

⚡🎥TOP TEN WIZARD MOMENTS! #6 WILL SHOCK YOU!🎥⚡

ooh!! I looove some good wizard moments!

though i doubt 6 will be that shockiZZZGHZGZHZHZG 💀⚡️💀⚡️💀⚡️

[dungeondwellings]

Spell for being two places at once?

My master's other apprentice just died so everything is falling on me. Also though I have like so many classes to go to

[dungeondwellings]

Would ask either my master or a professor except my master is my professor and I'm lowkey highkey failing his class rn

Need something easy enough for a new human wizard, but good enough that it also impresses him so he doesn't throttle me

[wizardmoments]

I feel like your best bet for easy and impressive is to try and get as creative as you can!

I have a lot of my studies behind me luckily and am just setting up my own tower outside of a little hamlet (very excited) and I would tell you to broaden your perspective around magical items or implements!

Check with your college or local guild and see if they have any magical items that you can rent out to help you while you get your schedule under control, though i do doubt they will have anything that helps you be in two places at once… so alternatively you could try scrying into the lectures while you are apprenticing, shouldn’t be too complex!

Best of luck! :3

[wizardmoments]

So,

i’ve been going through some spellbooks I acquired and i’m kinda coming across a frequent and annoying issue.. we don’t rly have a standard sizing or any communication when it comes to deciding and naming sizes for spells

Like.. what do we mean when a spell is titled “Summon Large Bug” like what do we consider large here?? “Summon Greater Marching Band” how big is a lesser marching band?? I mean geez even “Enlarge Orb” is confusing, how big are we talking? 50% Bigger? 100% Bigger? more??

Just sharing my ponderings and thoughts for anyone maybe dealing with similar difficulties

((also if anyone knows of a discreet way to remove about 900+ Marching band members from the lands surrounding my tower PLEASE let me know! my orb is always open!!))

[geothefantastic]

[mold-wizard]

How the hell did I get a speeding ticket for teleportation?

You want me to teleport slowly? How does that work?

[not-a-cursed-amulet]

“You’re manipulating me.” First of all, I’m encouraging you. Second of all, you look hot when you’re susceptible to my influence.

[wizardmoments]

i rly feel like the alchemists were onto something and we honestly would have discovered proper spells had it not been for industrialization and capitalism

like i should be biking to work at the local wizard tower not driving my hyundai elantra to go pour wine for people who make 10x more than I do yknow?

anyways I cast Rapidly Spinning Orb! good luck pondering now >:3

[munchy-k]

ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

[wizardmoments]

uhhh

fireball?

[hail-the-villainess]

Giving my trans lady knights questrogen

[shock-micro]

giving my trans girl fools projesterone