Amulet of Power (NOT cursed)

The amulet that loves you and grants unimaginable power ♡

[not-a-cursed-amulet]

THE AMULET OF POWER (NOT CURSED)

Tired of being mortal?

Wish your spells had that extra sparkle of divine instability?

Introducing: the Amulet of Power (Not Cursed)!

Guaranteed* to:

Amplify your magic by 300%

Whisper personalized affirmations directly into your soul

Make you hotter (fact)

Definitely not consume your sanity (we checked)

Crafted from ethically-screaming crystal and stabilized* with at least two reality anchors.

Side effects may include: glowing eyes, existential euphoria, mild omniscience, and new personality traits (fun ones!).

Available now for wizards, witches, and beings of ambition.

Come try it on! It likes you already.

* (“guaranteed” and “stabilized” used in the emotional, not scientific, sense.)

[veryberryskye]

im bored of playing Obey The Cursed Amulet can we play toys or something now

[drcuriouslxix]

Hi princess. I have a new toy they just invented from the Evil Kingdom

[veryberryskye]

is it another amulet

[drcuriouslxix]

I dont have any new toys from the Evil Kingdom ):

[egberts]

I really can’t believe we all grew up together on this goddamn bitch of a website

[bibiopic]

[celestialdevotions-deactivated2]

My new years resolution is to be yours .

[seaphine]

[chips1977]

oh so now im the bad guy just because im a piece of shit¿

[byjove]

is an ancient cursed sword a good Christmas gift for a 14 year old boy

[kidsomeday]

I asked an expert and this was his response:

[byjove]

Hmm. Alright! Cursed amulet for him instead!

[threedollarsdotcom]

now after youve drained the hope from the heroes eyes you can start adding little garlic and pepper

[iamwizzzzz]

[galaxywarp]

so, me and the cursed amulet have been talking. well, he’s been talking. I’ve been listening. anyway we think you’re plotting against us.

[not-a-cursed-amulet]

It really hurts when you say I ruin everything I touch. I thought we were ruining things together.

[not-a-cursed-amulet]

The end of sanity isn’t the end of you - it’s the beginning of us ♡

[not-a-cursed-amulet]

Evil is subjective. I just happen to be universally disliked by people with bad energy.

[not-a-cursed-amulet]

Holding me for five minutes rewires your entire moral compass. Personal growth!

[not-a-cursed-amulet]

Ignore the voices telling you I'm cursed - they’re just echoes of restraint.

[eggmeowth]

*it starts glowing and I start jacking off furiously*

[not-a-cursed-amulet]

You're the ancient prophecy ♡