Geordi Fahntastic @geothefantastic - Tumblr Blog

Saw your recent orb post about the kid in your class. I didn't know you were also a professor. What school of magic do you teach?

I teach alchemy and summoning, but for whatever reason I get questions about spells rather frequently.

#wizardblr #wizardposting #i♡summoningeldrichhorrors #those kids were evil i just can't prove it

thaparasite

HOT WIZARDS IN YOUR AREA!!

geothefantastic

Sorry bro, I only know magma spells :(

#wizardposting #wizardblr #wizard shit #lol sorry #womp womp

bigbitchwhackademia

i understand that if you’re not nose-deep in a subject it’s hard to see this but if one more student asks about the standard composition of elixirs im going to lose it.

geothefantastic

Students these days aren't trying to become wizards anymore, they barely pass the bar for wannabe warlock. A kid in my class asked how to spell fireball so he could "mailbomb his enemies with style" I transfigured him into a rat on the spot.

#HOW WAS HE SO STUPID #completely deserved #wizardblr #wizardposting

yellow-cat

hey asshole. i can feel you skipping through my dialogue. did you even consider how that might make me feel

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twinkwizard69

Wizard Advice: If an arcane scroll you have to read is especially boring, you can simply summon a Gnome to read it for you!

(Dw guys, the Gnomes are paid in experience its totally ethical ^^)

geothefantastic

What should you if say, you, hypothetically, forgot to return the gnome and then forgot to feed it, then it died and now you have a dead gnome in your tower. Hypothetically, of course.

#He lowkey deserved it #My bad lol #wizardblr

I got really mad today and cast an aging spell on my clothing conditioner and it turned into a chunk of soap. Does anyone have an undo spell for this?

#wizardblr #wizard shit #wizard #wizardposting