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hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

beastliness

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

elliespectacular

holy shit babe last night was an edgar wright montage

395nm

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

breakbeatbun

im so hungry i could eat a dinner

tall

batsandboba

every tumblr post is so good when you’re supposed to be speeping

batsandboba

didnt notice this typo because i was tired due to supposed to be speeping..

badsciencejokes

pawberri

If youre a closeted person somewhere out there thinking "I want to transition but it would be less progressive/unique/countercultural for me to be that gender instead of this one" please know that you are a real person not a character in a narrative and cant live your life based on what is good media representation. You are real you can only be yourself and theres no moral weight to any identity over another

pawberri

Liberal transphobes enjoy positioning trans identities as regressive compared to cis queerness or like non-transitioning transness or anything else they can leverage to make transphobia look progressive and I think its easy to absorb that message subconciously. But in real life we just are what we are and no ranking of validity can change the fact that you have an identity that is NOT chosen and is just your unchangeable truth. Not only should you not have to live a life dictated by what is most countercultural to identify as or whatever but also: being trans is extremely countercultural and feminist and leftist to begin with and theyre only trying to convince you otherwise bc theyre bigots

pawberri

"Why cant you be a feminine man society hates feminine men 🥺" and "all the butch lesbians are becoming men we need u 🥺" = stay in the closet for the noble purpose of being an abstract representation point in my new york times opinion column. You wont actually be a gnc cis person youll be a closeted trans person who uses the wrong words but I need you to do that because i hate you

#closeted trans women you have the go-ahead to transition. i'm reinstating the balance by becoming the most feminine man alive 👍#jokes aside there will always be cis people. there will never be a deficit of cis people. you're not hurting their numbers by transitioning

motherblackcap

I heard it was that time of year again.

reefsharkivist

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

eategg24

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

m41-d

i love this post and always reblog it because it reminds me of a game i used to play in the bath tub as a child which was called “plant sugars” and the premise was that i was a plant organism and i had to produce starches to store in my tuber

pukicho

My submission for a new simplified American Dollar bill design which could begin printing as early as 2027

stayingoldwithme

how would they make the text go out the dollar bill?-

Okay wise guy

Alright

Like this, duh

Get that wise guy back here. Now

fairycosmos

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

#me to my best friend... i'll kill your problems i'll killlll them with my weapons??#oh htat can't be done? well. aha. grrrRRRRRrrr