Scott Pilgrim trash

  Wiz | INFP-T (Mediator) | Friendly Goober | She/Her | LDS | Co-author of Tyger, Tyger | Creator of the Greek Firewall ship (Long story) | Can and will write a two paragraph or more essay on how "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" (the movie) messed up on...

[dinomoder]

A collection of “miss me with that shit” Genjis to defend your blog from anon hate.

[stellarfieldanomaly]

@rammemaleks

[wizthewolf]

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.

Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.

Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.

Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.

Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.

Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.

Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

[skellada]

Sometimes i wonder if my followers have their own “headcanon voice” for me

[mistermistake-deactivated201705]

New ask prompt!! Send me a link to the closest find of your head canon voice for me!!

[spoopyterepy-blog]

I ALREADY REBLOGGED THIS BUT I ONLY GOT ONE I GOTTA KNOW

[dead-rossarino-deactivated20170]

Group of people beside me: ay you hear what (person i secretly hate) did????

Me: 

[dualsupport]

please deposit me in the nearest trash receptacle

[snorlax-and-co]

This is so important - we can’t compare trauma experiences, it is all valid. Even two people who go through the same trauma can react differently.

[marauders4evr]

Now this is a metaphor I get.

[xiphoa]

The soccer van has arived

[spatialapprentice]

a heated arguement at the pta meeting

[cannibalsuxx-deactivated2018080]

if you can’t read yourself how in the hell are you gonna read somebody else

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

She’s aware of their 60s-70s counterparts’ fashion style, and refer to it as being worn “years ago”, yet this movie took place in the early to mid 2000s…

How old is the Mystery Inc gang????

Have they aged since “Scooby Doo, Where Are You”, or are they still teenagers?

Are they forever trapped in some sort of twisted time loop where their bodies can’t die from old age until they solve all the mysteries, all of them, every single one?

Are they immortal?

Is Scooby Doo himself immortal?

[sixpenceee]

This is a model of how many Earth’s can fit inside the sun. 

[detko2-deactivated20180324]

Damn, that’s gotta be at least 12

[itsreallystupid]

Well you’re not wrong

[hiamigoman]

[rinasaurusrex]

what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.

like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again

[mx-inactive-deactivated20211028]

Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us

[rinasaurusrex]

oh.

[giraffepoliceforce]

Thank you, air resistance, for allowing us to die in normal ways like eating a peanut or being so old our body stops working.

[gamefanatics]

The ends justifies the means

[russian-hackers-official-deacti]

When you write shit code but it still works somehow so you leave it be

[maxisawerewolf]

this gif applies to so much of my life and I can’t think of a single way to improve the metaphor

[listener-blue]

Is this how they coded the mako in Mass Effect?

[versetraveler]

[villianext-deactivated20190407]

forbidden memetics

[moveslikecurt]

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

[lobster-senpai-deactivated20150]

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I’m so happy tbh

[vicevirtue]

You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.

[hellometalhusband-deactivated20]

Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.

[bobbycaputo]

Beautiful Illustrations of Words with No English Equivalent by Artist Marija Tiurina