Signs a Music Major Needs a Vacation
You can sing all parts to every piece from your ensemble.
You have used the A Cappella app and proved it.
You can mimic their instrument professor’s every word, comment, and mannerism to a T.
You’re beginning to realize that you could theoretically give yourself a lesson by doing this.
You genuinely do not remember when you wrote that paper you just got back, but it got an A so who cares.
You don’t remember the last time you had a day with NOTHING to do. You don’t know what you’d do if you had one.
You don’t remember the last time you had a meal that wasn’t prepackaged.
You know exactly where in the music building you are with your eyes closed, which is helpful when you wake up from a surprise nap.
You’ve perfected your performance face, not out of desire, but out of necessity to hide how unprepared you feel.
You’ve started discussing music theory in your sleep.
You’ve had a dream where you’re being haunted by a Tristan chord - the worst part is you never know where it’s going.
You have grown so, so tired of John Cage 4′33″ jokes that you’re giving people the 4′33″ treatment.
Your roommate forgets you live there because you’re always at the music building.
You laughed out loud when someone complained about having seven classes.
You have never taken FEWER than seven classes.
Work is nice because for a couple hours you don’t have to focus on your classwork.
You have scheduled in time with your best friend and significant other because otherwise someone will have you rehearse then and you’ll never see them again.
You consider naming your firstborn after the one that supported you the most - your coffee pot.
You’ve woken up someone by swearing at your theory homework.
When a non-music major tells you their classes, you’re confused when they don’t list their lesson.
You’ve strongly considered moving to Alaska recently.
Your terratorialism about your favorite practice room has started to grow violent.
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