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23 | fics @fickle-fixations | home of the #Offical Oscar Isaac Ass Post s | married to Jesse Eisenberg, Baelor and Maekar Targaryen

[wilder-fangirl]

Hammer, Anvil, Valyrian Steel Masterlist

working title for my Aerys' daughter raised by Baelor and Maekar series/concepts! This series is Baelor x f!niece!reader x Maekar so just be aware before clicking any links :)

Consider all links to be rated teen-ish. Some content used to be NSFW but then I edited that out for context because some of the asks or comments may not make sense.

Reader's relationship dynamics with her cousins

Perfect Girl

What if Baelor and Reader didn’t marry in order to improve the Targs’ image?

Baelor concepts 🥰

Your relationship with Maekar when you're older

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

[flowerbobatea]

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[val-the-bun]

[sankta-wraith]

the original? on my dash?

[worlds-worst-diviner]

redrawing wiz spells based on descriptions in my fanfic part 1

[across-silent-seas]

I lowkey need Oscar Tully to build his sept of traitors’ bones because it’s such an insane image. I just imagine Cat showing Ned around Riverrun like “and over there is my great-great-great-great-uncle’s traitors’ bones sept. yeah it’s kind of small bc he only had so many bones to work with.” (of course the reaction to this would be some flavor of What the Absolute Fuck. because that’s not normally the kind of thing that the Faith of the Seven goes for. and also because it is a building made out of bones.) We have a throne made out of swords why can’t we have a sept made out of bones.

[thememedaddy]

[thehmn]

My brother got married yesterday and because he and especially his new wife love those big expensive Lego flower sets he 3D printed these huge versions of the original Lego flowers that had their names and the date on the bottom for guests to take with them home after the party.

Yes, of course they work like the originals so you can stag them to make a bouquet. His favorite color is orange, hers is purple, and the white symbolized the wedding but we could mix and match the colors to our liking.

[baguettelord]

Cristina Cole: We light the way!!!!

Oscar Tully: Light this bitch

[visenyaisthebest]

😻😻😻

If Rhaenyra had a daughter, Oscar is definitely getting her.😸😸😸

[skeleton-brainz]

Daemon: Pleeeeeeaaaase?

Rhaena: I cant im betrothed to luke.

Luke: i dont know why you are asking me either. Its not like i can marry him.

Daemon: *crying in a corner because Oscar will never be his good-son*

My crack theory is that instead of wedding Rhaena to a hightower. It will be Oscar.

[visenyaisthebest]

I love that.

Oscar Tully is the guy who absolutely deserve the Targaryen bride.

Love him😻😻💖💖💖💖

[scorpequus]

“you need to get a better pet and some better gear”

For your information, this pet is an important character in the fanfiction I’ll probably never share with anyone, and the gear I have on fits my character’s aesthetic

[violetdowner]

black velvet petunias

[cpericardium]

at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

[tastyrepulsorboots]

Yeah, same

[ojnah]

[dorfs]

this is my fave post on this whole website

[shining-scion]

Since arc 5 is about Earth, here’s my pitch for Earth-themed spells:

Myth: tunnel from looney tunes

Death: Man Door Hand Hook Car Door

Life: Medkit

Storm: Hurricane Tortilla

Ice: The Tonight Dough

Fire: one of those fake fireplaces that are just heat radiators

Balance: Kinetic Sand

[epiphainie]

lowkey obsessed with my own blog. it has all my favorite things and all the opinions i agree with. best place on the internet maybe ever

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[creatingblackcharacters]

Where's that Zack Fox tweet about how a white man murders his family and gets a happy photo, but Black men go to jail for marijuana and get a whole mugshot plastered in the media 😭 bc what the hell type picture is this.

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️