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When you start the conversation with some risky shit and she responds back even riskier.

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When you swipe right on a fine ass girl and IT’S A MATCH!

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No shade, but I’m genuinely curious to know why young women reach out to me on dating apps. I’m talking not even old enough to buy liquor. Do they have a fetish for older women? Are they not aware older women have a minimum age limit because age gaps scare us into thinking we’re like those creepy older men who intentionally seek out younger women if we entertained the thought of dating them?

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When she wants to fuck and all it took was sending her pictures of your fluffy kittens, lame jokes, and a watercolor painting.

~ Finding My First Gf Chronicles | Misadventures

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My first time eating 😽 was a disaster. I ain’t even like the girl. Can’t wait to see how I do with a girl I’m actually obsessed with.

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When you’ve been flirting with a girl all day and she hits you with her address.

~ Finding My First Gf Chronicles | Misadventures

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I went out with a girl and I loved our in-person chemistry. It was identical to our virtual one (which is rare). We spent all morning and all afternoon together and I was loving every moment. Thennnnn my social clock ran out of time. I literally could not stand another moment being out with her. And that right there is my biggest fear! That I’ll never find someone who freezes my social clock. I’ve heard of other introverts that found that person they never get tired of being around. I need that. I crave that. Because my social timer is sooooo sensitive. It even runs out when I’m with my mom or sister. That’s a shame…

~ Finding My First Gf Chronicles | Misadventures

[wlw-misadventures]

Was asking this girl the most generic questions like:

her name

age

relationship status

what she does for work

and she had the nerve to say I’m asking too many questions. LIKE HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET TO KNOW YOU?! DO YOU WANT TO DATE OR DO YOU WANT AN ANON PEN PAL?!

~ Finding My First Gf Chronicles | Misadventures

[wlw-misadventures]

I’m always told I’m setting my sights too high when it comes to dating. But I know what I’m looking for is attainable. It may be otherworldly but I know it exists and I know it’s out there for me. I just have to find it.

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There have been women I’ve met in person and dated. But the chemistry just wasn’t there, so I didn’t go any further with it. I can’t waste my time on mediocre connections. I want to find a woman whose texts make my heart race and mine do the same to her and we constantly want to see each other and hate being apart and we’re always thinking of each other. Haven’t found that yet. But I will. I will.

~ Find My First Gf Chronicles | Misadventures

[wlw-misadventures]

All this online dating feels like a waste of time, but I’m keeping my eyes on the prize: my first beautiful, loving gf. 👸🏽 I’m going to find you, babe!

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I don’t have a type really. I’m open to any and all types of women. HOWEVER, bbws do have a special place in my heart. 🥰

[wlw-misadventures]

Just trying to find a girl to go see Matrix 4 with. Why is this so complicated??

~ Finding My First Gf Chronicles | Misadventures

[wlw-misadventures]

Found one. I said I’d buy the tickets, she buys the popcorn. We confirmed the day and time. I was excited! But something told me not to buy the tickets in advance because two days later she disappeared.

~ Finding My First Gf Chronicles | Misadventures

[wlw-misadventures]

I asked another girl I was vibing with. She said she had never seen the series before. Huh??! What you say??!

~ Finding My First Gf Chronicles | Misadventures

[wlw-misadventures]

There’s a woman at work that I’m very attracted to. I’ve seen her looking at me many times, but I think she’s another woman just looking at my hair, wondering if it’s real or not. Lol 🤷🏽‍♀️ Oh well.

~ Finding My First Gf Chronicles | Misadventures

[wlw-misadventures]

Women are always looking at me because of my big hair. I think they’re interested in me, but then when our paths cross they’re complimenting my hair. No interest in me whatsoever.

[wlw-misadventures]

Just trying to find a girl to go see Matrix 4 with. Why is this so complicated??

~ Finding My First Gf Chronicles | Misadventures

[wlw-misadventures]

Found one. I said I’d buy the tickets, she buys the popcorn. We confirmed the day and time. I was excited! But something told me not to buy the tickets in advance because two days later she disappeared.

~ Finding My First Gf Chronicles | Misadventures

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Exchanged numbers with one girl, after talking to at least 50. 😪 Hoping for the best. 🤞🏽